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O/T I feel like Marge Simpson

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When Homer repeatedly is an embarrassment in public.    Took Chef to a concert recently which happened to be in Girhippoville as there is a very out of place casino venue in that rural country.  

We also had dinner at the restaurant there which I figured would be safe seeing the Gir and Pumpkinhead no longer work there.   Nope.  Prices were very high (even Chef noticed--he usually pays no attention to prices and just buys/orders)

Whose BM is this? (LONG)

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After less than 9 months I had to not renew with a tenant who I screened very carefully, late forties woman.  She got a great reference from 2 previous LLs back.  He lied--why I don't know as he wasn't her present landlord and wasn't trying to get her out.   Come to think of it, he did kind of sound like a used car salesman and I know he was the actual owner and not just somebody that the tenant put down to pose as the owner.  Maybe was banging her in the past.

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Kitchen Wars Are Over VENT

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Chef proclaimed that he doesnt like food cooked in my brand new smoker anymore.   He prefers lighter fluid soaked charcoal even though we have a charcoal grill that has a propane tank ignition!!!

Claims all smoked food tastes the same!  From now on he's going back to over buying, over spending and wasting food! .  He doesnt like the way I portion meals, plan meals around what's on sale etc. 

Well good because I'm Nooming anyway so I can make small meals and watch my weight while he eats himself to death.

Industrial Strength Turd Polishing

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So Chef and I went to DGD's dedication service last Sunday.  DGD is very right handed at 2 yrs old.  Her Dad, Awesomeson, is left handed and Chef is s natural lefty but was switched to right handedness as was the custom of his elderly parents.  Chef is now ambidextrous. 

So the subject (somehow--eyeroll) of OSS came up b/c he saw DGD throw a ball in the play room.

"You know I taught Pumpkinhead to hit and pitch left handed...blah blah blah!"

"I'm gonna teach DGD to do the same!"

Well That Didn't Last Long

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The struggle for the kitchen turf is back on!  Only 5 months into my semi retirement, getting the kitchen organized, cleaned, FIFOed and meals based on weekly specials, little waste/ cooking for two only, etc, Chef announces he doesn't like his meals this way and wants to go back to channeling his father who would overbuy and cook for their huge family.  Making a terrible mess of the kitchen in the process and wasting scads of food.   His father was also a hoarder. 

Pumpkinhead OSS26.5 Buys a House

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Unfortunately it is about twenty minutes away from us.  In other words closer to us than to Girhippoville.

Looks like he and his new wife succumbed to FOMA and a month after they get married, they bought the house with her maiden name on it and his name.  They paid about twice what its worth but I guess that's common nowadays. 

CS: Trolling for Dollars

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Just when you think it is almost at the end...WHAM!  The NYS CSEU sends a letter stating that the CP can ask for and receive automatically a cost of living increase no questions or paperwork required!

The HousesHitter (YSS20)  is the last of the ferals on CS. He is going to be twenty one first week of January 2024.  At which time CS is  supposedly to end ( Goes automatically to age 21 here in new york state).

He's working full time--supposedly still living with the Girhippo and Step Daddy Big Bucks.

Mr. Not So Neutral Gives An Update

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Usually when Chef's older half brother calls, its because he wants something done for free.   He seems to feel an obligation to make sure Chef's disfunctional, disjointed family stays in touch with each other. 

This was the pre-holiday call.  They talked for over 2 hours catching up on the latest over in Girhippoville (Mr. NSN lives in Girhippoville as does most of Chef's family... about 25-35; minutes away from us.

O/T The Menu Hijack

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Now that I am semi retired and have taken the kitchen back from Chef, I have planned meals that make use of grocery specials for the week and in some cases leftovers.

Gone is the huge waste of food and high grocery bills with Chef impulse buying (based on HIS cravings at the time) at high priced grocery stores. Then making enough for an army.  

I don't have it planned out for the week but I do have it planned out at least a couple days in advance.

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