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Chef is Doing better.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 05/02/2024 - 9:39pm

I can tell because he's snapping at me and being sarcastic which will eventually lead to full blown yelling at me/ blaming me for things I have no control over or for things that are actually his fault.

He was a wreck there for a while... his toenails were blue/purple his knees were swollen visibly and all of his joints were aching.  Took him a whole week to recover and he is still taking it easy.  He did manage to put in a new patio door (with my help, of course) which we needed desperately.  The old patio french doors were quite literally falling apart.

Grumpy Old Sick Men

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 04/28/2024 - 5:12pm

So Chef has come down with something...again.  He went off his health kick about a month ago.   I'm convinced he's lowered his own immune system by fretting over the aging process... can't eat what he used to, can't do this or that, being very pessimistic in general and well, being bitchy to me.

"Third time this week"

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 04/12/2024 - 1:10pm

Went to an estate attorney yesterday to tighten up my will and put the rentals in a revocable trust.  Of course I came on my own as Chef wouldn't like the details on my will. LOL

The attorney was very nice and she completely understood how I just wanted Chef to have life use of the house and not any access to any of the other assets since he arrived on my threshold with nothing but the shirt on his back and I basically paid his child support for almost 20 years as well as his room and board.

Surrogate Skids

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 03/03/2024 - 6:01am

As you may know, all 3 of my horrific skids are now adults in their twenties and have been officially PASed out for 15 years now (16 if you count the older two).

But Chef has former co-workers, one in particular, who is about the age, possibly older than Pumpkinhead (OSS stb 28).  He always adds a "Y" to the end of his surrogate skids names (ex. Dave becomes "Davey", etc)

Well "Davey" who is married to a BM with her kids and an ours kid, is always crying "poor mouth" which i don't care for-- And I've told Chef so.  To me a sign of ill breeding.

Food Wars Continues

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/22/2024 - 5:32pm

So before we left on vacation, Chef had a fit over me not cooking up boatloads of hamburgers out of the freezer.  I told him cooking then up and throwing most of them out bc we were going out of town for 1.5 weeks is NOT "using up" its WASTING!  He immediately assumed a threatening tone with me and said "don't plan any more vacations!"  I said "fine" and I would go on my own.   

UPDATE: Even More NYS CSEU Stupidity

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/12/2024 - 4:00pm

And now they have returned my prorated check for last week which takes in account the days in which the HousesHitter YSS was age 20 for that week!  No explanation.

No letter that says you no longer have to pay CS because YSS has aged out.

Unreal.  I wonder how many weeks of this clown world will go on?

Any bet takers?  

FINALLY!  We finally got the official letter from the New York State Child Support Enforcement Unit that the HousesHitter (YSS 21)  has officially emancipated due to turning 21 and that Chef no longer owes any more CS!!!!

NYS Child Support Enforcement Agency Stupidity

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 01/11/2024 - 12:16pm

As you may be aware of, Chef's last feral aged out at age 21 last week.  Instead of getting a letter from the New York State Child Support Enforcement Agency saying "Your last child has aged out at age 21 and you are no longer obligated to pay CS," Chef gets the following letter and I will paraphrase:

Unfortunately we couldn't give the Girhippo an automatic CS cost of living increase because of "some information received" (nebulous alluding to the fact that the last one aged out).

Dammit!

Sincerely,

 New York State Child Support Enforcement Unit

Just Call Me Nostradamus

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 01/11/2024 - 5:13am

So the Mechanic is getting back together with BM2... which will most likely go down in flames again but as I predicted, Chef will never get his vintage vehicle put back together again now that Valentines Day is just around the corner. 

We are out 10K in parts and labor for Mr. Not so Neutral's brand new fancy state of the art heating system for the garage now hosting the disassembled vintage vehicle.  Just so that Chef can be occasionally baraged with attempts to reunite him with his adult, PASed out ferals.

Finally! Last CS Check Went Out Today!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/05/2024 - 6:11am

After 19.5 loooooooooooooonnnnnnnngggggg years, the reverse ransom, indentured servitude, breeding tax, courtesan payment plan, mommy mortgage, matrimonial millstones, broken vehicle notes have come to an end. 

Rather anti climatic TBH.  It was much more thrilling when Pumpkinhead (OSS) accidentally emancipated himself shortly after turning 19.  The first one off was a giant milestone which of course enraged the Girhippo as we weren't supposed to know he had moved out of her house and in with Uncle Kinky albeit less than a year ( thank you social media).

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