Received an email from a full grown yet 20-something Sheriff Deputy who spilled an amp energy drink on his specialized laptop.  He was supposed to drop it off yesterday morning as he works the C shift.   I went into work even though I'm not scheduled to call into work at all now and hardware issues are being set as a low priority.

Bought a new air fryer about a year ago and Chef hasn't touched it.  He still insists on large pots of oil and/or our existing fryer which he routinely spills over and causes a huge mess.

I plan on playing a bunch of air fryer videos and see if this causes Chef to use it (and thusly think it was his good idea)

becoming even more of an ahole on wheels in light of flu lockdown?

Was at rental for most of the day and came back home (Chef had planed one of the doors, installed the lock then went home about 3hrs before me which is becoming a pattern)

Me:  "I got all those ancient stair protectors/treads removed to the upstairs." 

Chef:  (sitting in his recliner in front of his laptop with COPS blaring on youtube) "yep."

Me: "huh?" (expecting he'd say Great! or something as he is ALWAYS elaborating and bragging over HIS accomplishments)

So most of our dept. (IT) have been working double duty getting people working remotely.  So far probably 500 requests or so.  

Personally I for once have caught a break.  My people (Sheriff dept and 911) are already working remotely (mobile units) or are essential and have to come in.  I still needed to get nine new deputies fitted with hardware and software.   Done!