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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 02/24/2020 - 9:10am

(yes it really is sad and pathetic, but I'm MAKING LEMONADE!!)

YSS17 aka the HousesHitter is, of course, crater failing all relevant courses (Math, Science, History, English)

He is doing very well in Varsity Chorus. 

Now along comes what we used to call "Home Ec" or "Home Economics"

Kitchen Labs:

Failed "No Bakes"

Failed Garlic Cheese Biscuits  (for those across the pond we are not talking sweet biscuits aka cookies)

Failed Waffles

Failed Oven Fries

Turns Out There's a REASON

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/20/2020 - 2:45pm

The Houseshitter (aka YSS17) gave himself an unofficial 11 day school holiday.  He's the "happiest he's ever been" as he's found a new victim, errrr  girlfriend who, oddly enough, doesn't list that she's in a relationship with the Houseshitter on HER social media profile (HMMMM).  

They have all these very close smoochy smoochy shots in his bedroom with door closed--mostly her facing away from him and toward the camera and he in back of her.  Probably due to his unholy breath that could knock a buzzard off a dung wagon at 50 paces.

*bad* 

The Brainwashing and Obfuscation Continues!!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/20/2020 - 2:31pm

Pumpkinhead, OSS23.5 posted this vignette on FB about a 96 year old man "still looking after his family"   Probably has gone viral.  A 96 yr old man is in court for speeding in a school zone.  He admits to the judge that he was taking his 63 year old son in for blood work every 2 weeks due to cancer. 

O/T It's going to be a LOOOOONNNNNG Twelve Months

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 02/19/2020 - 10:28am

Exactly twelve months to retirement.  I took a few days off to work on the rental and everything exploded while I was out.  The higher ups keep messing with antivirus patches, firewall, web filtering (that I have no control over) which messes up software we use from a third party vendor.  Of course the other customers that this vendor sells to doesn't have these issues because they don't have higher ups that have total control of the webfiltering, firewall and antivirus.

More Hypocrisy from the Girhippo

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/06/2020 - 3:48pm

So Pumpkinhead's (OSS23.5) GF posted a restaurant health inspection website for her county on FB.  Their county is slightly north and west of Girhippoville; approximately 20 minutes away.  

Now this was a county I used to live in and people in my current county (who are considered "high end" ) used to make fun of it.  In my opinion NOTHING compared to the white trash nation and banjos warming up that is Girhippoville's county!!!

Girhippo immediately chimes in (because she's a culinary expert with her Soup in Cauldrons" biz.) 

That Didn't Last Long

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 02/06/2020 - 1:58pm

Looks as though the Animal Torturer SD21, has quit her job at the furniture store (or was let go)  She took it off as being her job on social media.  The new furniture selling has also come to a halt on Pumpkinhead's site OSS23.5 as well.

HMMMM.

ION the HouseShitter has managed once again to fail all the midterms and all subjects EXCEPT for Varsity Chorus.

HURRAH!!!

O/T Had to put My Oldest Kitty Down

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 02/04/2020 - 4:53pm

He was a 13 yr old male Bombay.  I had him since he was a rescue kitten from a bad breeder.  He did have many health issues along the way and bonded to my Lilac Siamese female who I had to put down February last.

Chef pointed out he wasn't the same since losing our 19 yr old siamese.  He had thyroid issues, excitability that caused him to poop outside the litter box and vomit.  He had bad teeth and most recently came down with a sinus infection

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