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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 12:18pm

Last night with Therapist was all about DH. He was supposed to have come up with a launch plan for ASS, which he didn’t fully complete. We realized once we started talking about it, that it was going to have to be far more detailed than we thought. He had come up with all kinds of scenarios, which initially I thought was overkill, but he really wants to have all the bases covered so that the two of us are on the same page and have a “play book” of sorts. Therapist agreed, but put a time table on it.

Meeting with Therapist

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Thu, 01/14/2016 - 12:51pm

Last night with Therapist was interesting. We haven’t seen her in awhile due to my grandmother’s death, dealing with the estate, the holidays, the situation with having to move my Grams's friend, and her move blah blah blah blah….we spent the first 10 minute or so filling her in about the situation between Karate Kid and ASS, how DH and I spent our time without the skids, etc….

Karate Kid gets it - kinda made me tear up a little bit

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Wed, 01/13/2016 - 8:25am

Last night, DH and I were at Bed Bath and Beyond buying new pillows....as we are standing in the very long checkout line (which was odd, it was 8:30 pm, but whatever), the following conversation takes place:

DH - you know, ASS is mad at Karate Kid now.

me - mmm hmmm, shocking.

DH - Karate won't let ASS use his computer or his cell phone anymore.

me - mmm hmmm...

DH - I asked him why and he said that ASS is just a dick. He's a dick to me, he's a dick to you, he's a dick to Karate and BabyVoice and Karate is just sick of it.

I just realized, it was 4 years ago today....

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 12:37pm

You know how FB tells you about your "memories?" This morning, FB showed me a memory from 4 years ago. I posted about how it was such a crazy week and life is a roller coaster and blah blah blah...

And then it hit me - I posted that near the end of the week that DH had to haul ass to MedusaTown when she "threw them out". That was the week that the emergency motion for custody was filed. That was the week that he lived at our condo there and I lived in our house here, and every day for him was like deprogramming cultists.

Attention west side of my state!!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 8:23am

Medusa will be served with the Motion to Compel and the Objections to the FOC Recommendation, you know, the documents that contain these little gems as composed by Awesome Attorney -

"Paragraph 9 - "Plaintiff respectfully objects....for the reason that Defendant has fraudulently misrepresented the status of StupidMedusaStore by failing and refusing to advise the FOC that the StupidMedusaStore does, in fact, have an actual physical location at Address, City, State as verified by personal service made upon Defendant at that location, and is, in fact, a going concern."

The objections and the motion to compel....

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Thu, 01/07/2016 - 2:01pm

Just got a draft of the objection to the FOC recommendation as well as the motion to compel the discovery responses....my favorite part??

Paragraph 9 - "Plaintiff respectfully objects....for the reason that Defendant has fraudulently misrepresented the status of StupidMedusaStore by failing and refusing to advise the FOC that the StupidMedusaStore does, in fact, have an actual physical location at Address, City, State as verified by personal service made upon Defendant at that location, and is, in fact, a going concern."

Loony, Max and my sad mom

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:49am

I have told you guys about Loony and Max before.....if you need a refresher, check my blogs.

Man oh man, Loony is such a bitch!! Remember when I told you guys all about her and how my parents raised her and her brother, Max, when their own loser parents bailed on them???

Well - yesterday was the day when we moved my grandmother's best friend, Anna, into assisted living. It. Was. Brutal. We took her from the home where she lived for the last 40 years and plopped her into a one-bedroom apartment where she knows no one - except her kitty, Sweetie.

Oh, Medusa, you stupid beast!!!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Tue, 01/05/2016 - 12:37pm

Got an email from Perfect Paralegal – “shit, can’t find your cell. Call me – fun information for you!!”
So, I call her office.

Me – hey! What’s up?

PP- listen to this….I called FOC Support Specialist this morning to let her know that we would be objecting to her recommendation and that we will also be filing a motion to compel on the outstanding discovery.

Me – uh huh…

PP – I told her that we were hoping to have one hearing on both things in front of Judge AwesomeDude instead of one with the Referee and one with the Judge.

Me – uh huh…

The Christmas season is over

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Thu, 12/31/2015 - 6:33pm

Well, friends, my glorious skid free two weeks will come to an end very soon.

DH is at the airport right now picking them up.

They will come home to find a new dining room table, rug, chairs and buffet, a new sofa, rug and two chairs in the living room, and DH's fabulous new car in the driveway.

Who wants to place bets on how long it takes one of them to complain about how much I got for Christmas?

Remember how I said Merry Christmas to me? I will not be saying happy new year to me.

The return of ASS is nigh. Sigh.

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