It really just boils down to this - ASS hates us because we have rules and he thinks rules are stupid. Or does it?

The other night, DH told me a story about ASS as a kindergartner. Apparently, ASS didn't like a certain kid in the class somehow he ended up punching this other kid in the face. ASS was taken to the principal's office, his parents were asked to come on down for a chat, which DH did (not Medusa, she didn't go for some reason).

Ba ha ha. She showed up. With her version of the Discovery. Referee ripped her a new one for making us come across the state.

Fined her $1000. Awesome Attorney asked why she didn't give the discovery to him at 8:30? No answer. Referee told her that if the discovery was inadequate, he would fine her another $1500.

She had her usual horseshit- this time her mom is sick, she had to take care of her blah blah blah. Awesome Attorney told referee that he would review the discovery but based on the thin envelope, he was pretty sure we would be back.

Because I don't call ASS ASS at home, I have taken to calling him The Anarchist. DH usually smirks a little bit when I say this.

Last night, we were heading up to bed when he turned to me and said, "do you know if the AntiChrist is home?"

I laughed so hard I damn near peed my pants. I told him that I didn't have any idea if he was home, didn't care, but I did love the new nickname.

He laughed and said he thought it was fitting.

That is all

The hearings on our motion to compel Medusa to produce her income related documents and our objections to the FOC support recommendation is in T minus 8 days.

I have taken some time on Thursday and all day Friday off of work. I have booked a hotel room at a very lovely and expensive hotel that is costing me very little (thanks, reward points) and I have made reservations for a strategy dinner with DH, Awesome Attorney and me for Thursday night, for which Awesome Attorney is paying.