Forgot to tell you all this little gem...

So, in light of the "I can't submit to your authority, Dad" comment ASS made a few weeks back, I have been talking to DH about changing up the launch date for ASS. I mean, if he DOES things that will actively aid him in his launch, I am all for letting him stay until September 1 (as previously agreed). However, it is clear that ASS WON'T be doing anything proactive, so why should we let him stay?

yeah - I am talking about the beast known as Medusa.

Remember how she was fined $2500 for not providing full and relevant discovery in her request to have her child support reduced? And, remember how she included photos of her mother's colostomy bag attached to her mom as part of her "reasons" for why she couldn't produce adequate discovery, not that we asked for them???

Well, Awesome Attorney sent me a text yesterday "who is Polly Pockets?" I replied, "she is Medusa's mom, why? What is the stupid whore up to now?"

Yesterday, DH finally got the read receipt on the email that he sent to ASS.

To recap, said email told ASS that in an effort to help his job search/launch plan, we were considering returning the phone and computer. DH had a few conditions in order for ASS to get them back.
DH sent this email to ASS on Sunday. ASS did not read it until last night. When ASS came home from the library, DH slipped into his room to discuss the return of his phone and computer.

So, on Saturday, DH asked my opinion about giving ASS back his phone and computer. I told him that I didn’t really care what he did and he was free to make whatever decision he wanted to make. He asked if I was at least a little bit curious as to why he was thinking about giving ASS back his stuff, and I said “nope, not even a little bit.”