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Speaking of Traditions--It's Time KRAMPUS
makes a comeback!! Dec 5th has come and gone but considering the story of Krampus, I think it's a fantastic tradition combating the entitlement of modern day child-centric Western society!
Let's retire "elf on a shelf!"
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StepDaddyBigBucks Slaves Away for Gir 'N' Clan
Just noticed that SDBB actually changed jobs to a LOCAL job about a year and a half ago which reduces his commute greatly as the job is in Girhippoville, aka Podunk NY. Problem is that at some point Chef's biz will probably interact with him. He's a warranty technician for a local pump manufacturer. Which brings me to the conclusion that:
1. although he is nearing retirement age, the Gir has no intention of leting him retire
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PASed out SKID Update
So as I'm sleuthing social media with my faux accounts (like to keep track of the "other shoe" dropping) the updates are:
Pumpkinhead (OSS 24) is engaged. His financer (Young Doctor Frankenstein joke) has an actual career whereas Pumpkinhead is a stock clerk at a low rent grocery store.
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The Dog Ate My Homework--Variation on a Theme
So the HousesHitter (YSS stb 18) received his 3rd disciplinary note for skipping classes which read like ye olde above classic excuse:
Offense(s):
Offense
Missed or skipped class
Description of Incident: HousesHitter sent us an email 12 minutes into class saying he would be a few minutes late for class because he had to let his dog out. He never came back. As a result he missed the interim assessment.
Date/Time Parent was Contacted: 10/28/2020
Behavior Has Occurred Before: Yes; 5 times
Student has an FBA: No
Student has an IEP: No
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Speaking of Revisionistic Thinking
The other day , Chef and I were having a conversation because awesome son and his expectant bride want to remodel their bathroom and take out the tub leaving just a shower.
Chef was concerned because with children usually you need a tub especially when they are smaller. He brought up small children and bodily fluids.
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More Senior Photos!
This one is of the Girhippo and HousesHitter in a "couples" pose, with the Gir resting her head on his shoulder and clutching his arm. Even StepDaddyBigBuck's brother commented "nice couple photo."
Then Gir's minions chime in "your mom is epic!"
HousesHitter: "yes she is...God bless my mother."
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Blog Hog I Guess There is Such A Thing in School As
"late arrival status"
Sounds a lot like Adult Spousal Status to me but anyway, the HousesHitter (YSS stb 18) got another referral stating:
"HousesHitter is on the ineligible list for the first interim period and has lost his late arrival until his grades are back up to passing.
Date/Time Parent was Contacted: 10/20/2020
Comments: Once all of his classes are back at passing (65%) he can regain his late arrival status."
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Senior Photos
Someone made a blog about skids having this joyless, jaded look in photos all the time when they are not alternatively hamming it up trying to be the center of the universe.
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ARRRGHH!!!
Chef loses his wallet... AGAIN! I can't tell you how many times Chef loses his wallet in a year. It got so bad that I put a tile in his old wallet. His new wallet is very slim so harder to put a tile in there. Of course he keeps stuff in there that I have told him NOT to keep aka his social security card. He has his driver's license and three credit cards in there for his business account.
I swear I will have to staple his wallet to his ASS from here on out. He is often like a big kid who loses his mittens constantly!!
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First Paper Tiger "Warning" of the Year
Generally speaking, the HousesHitter would have racked up many more disciplinary "warnings" in the first month than this school year due to the remote classes but here it is:
Description of Incident: HousesHitter has missed 5 PIG classes in September.
Date/Time Parent was Contacted: 10/01/2020
Behavior Has Occurred Before: Yes; 5 times
Student has an FBA: No
Student has an IEP: No ???
Student has a 504: No
Reason for Referral: Excessive absences
Corrective Steps Taken:
Parent contact
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