For those of you under the 50 yr old set, you may have not heard of the original Twilight Zone series which inadvertently predicted today's child centric "parenting."  Season 3, Episode 8, "It's a Good Life" depicts life revolving around a kid who has special powers.   All the adults walk on egg shells as the kid routinely disperses cruelty and controls the entire town. 

Not so Sci Fi!!

One of the ferals relatives "cousins"  (in reality very closed age niece to the ferals--Chef was the youngest of a large brood) posted on her social media an anti-PAS post.  I will call her "Lolita."   Lolita's father (Chef's nephew who is about 5 years younger than Chef) is divorced from the BM.  These skids (2 girls slightly older than the 3 ferals) went through a bout of PAS but basically turned out slightly better than the ferals.  Both of Lolita's parents struggle with alcoholism.

I think the Girhippo realizes that she cannot be charged with educational neglect per New York state laws.  Not that it stopped her before then as he was constantly truant since pretty much the fourth grade.  

We still get reports from the school almost every day in the mail with a paper tiger warning about the HousesHitter's truancy.  He seems to be skipping every day now.

Makes 4 drinks (aka 1 SM drink)

3 cups crushed ice

1 cup pineapple juice (i didnt have any so used coconut milk)

1/2 cup vodka or light rum ( I used half and half lemon and coconut infused vodka)

1/2 cup blue curacao

1/2 cup cream of coconut

Decoration for glasses:

Chilled cocktail glasses

Light corn syrup

Flaked coconut

Decorate chilled glasses by slightly smearing some light corn syrup on the top edge of the glass then dip in flaked coconut