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HousesHitter Turns 18...

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 01/04/2021 - 1:37pm

And he continues to have his accounts deleted in "mainstream" social media (haven't checked snapchat)  so no way to track if he has "left the mothership"  (CS goes to 21 here) unless the Gir's clan spills the beans.

However seeing as enmeshed as he is, I doubt he will leave mommykin's basement until well after age 21

I imagine he is on TikTok though...

Possibly a New Low in Grades

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 12/27/2020 - 8:54am

17!

Well at least it matches his age (until he turns 18 in the next few days).

Again, the HousesHitter (YSS) is failing every subject except for Varsity Chorus.  

Although he did manage to get a 66 in remedial special ed 11th grade English.  Problem is he is in the 12th grade and reads at a fourth grade level.  His math skills are a little past 3rd grade.

Truancy is the biggest issue; his absences, both in person and during remote learning sticks out like a sore thumb.  Zero homework or classwork completed.

Separate Finances Are Not The Be All

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sun, 12/20/2020 - 6:00am

And End All.   With out of control Disney spending and flushing boatloads of cash down the CS hole in order to build a better underachieving ingrate, what happens in retirement?  Even after a skid PASes out, the CS stops and possibly the guilty spending comes to a halt, that's a lot of lost finances to make up for.

Tax Time is Coming

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 12/09/2020 - 3:05pm

And this will be the last year to claim the HousesHitter who will turn 18 beginning of January.   And guess whose turn it is to claim him?  Yep, CHEF!!  Although in our bat shit cray cray state of New York, CS continues to age 21.  Sadly the HousesHitter has deleted all his social media for now so I have no way of knowing what is going on other than if one of the others spills the beans.  

StepDaddyBigBucks Slaves Away for Gir 'N' Clan

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 11/16/2020 - 8:39am

Just noticed that SDBB actually changed jobs to a LOCAL job about a year and a half ago which reduces his commute greatly as the job is in Girhippoville, aka Podunk NY.  Problem is that at some point Chef's biz will probably interact with him.   He's a warranty technician for a local pump manufacturer.   Which brings me to the conclusion that:

 

1.  although he is nearing retirement age, the Gir has no intention of leting him retire

PASed out SKID Update

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Tue, 11/10/2020 - 2:12pm

So as I'm sleuthing social media with my faux accounts (like to keep track of the "other shoe" dropping) the updates are:

Pumpkinhead (OSS 24) is engaged.   His financer (Young Doctor Frankenstein joke)  has an actual career whereas Pumpkinhead is a stock clerk at a low rent grocery store.

The Dog Ate My Homework--Variation on a Theme

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Mon, 11/02/2020 - 10:12am

So the HousesHitter (YSS stb 18)  received his 3rd disciplinary note for skipping classes which read like ye olde above classic excuse:

Offense(s):

Offense

Missed or skipped class

Description of Incident: HousesHitter sent us an email 12 minutes into class saying he would be a few minutes late for class because he had to let his dog out. He never came back. As a result he missed the interim assessment.

Date/Time Parent was Contacted: 10/28/2020

Behavior Has Occurred Before: Yes; 5 times

Student has an FBA: No

Student has an IEP: No

Speaking of Revisionistic Thinking

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 10/24/2020 - 2:59pm

The other day , Chef and I were having a conversation because awesome son and his expectant bride want to remodel their bathroom and take out the tub leaving just a shower.

Chef was concerned because with children usually you need a tub especially when they are smaller.  He brought up small children and bodily fluids.  

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