Please put a xanax in ol' Step Mom's Bag.

So those of you who have skids who have not PASed out yet, what to get for the holidays?

This item seems to have a lot of potential:

http://www.gagworks.com/Liquid-Ass-Spray-6909-0X.aspx

Have a skid who is pissing and shitting on purpose at your house? Amp up the smell and let DH get a whiff.

Or in the reverse. . . want to keep skids out of YOUR bathroom? Sounds ideal.

I was at the thrift store the other day (one of my many FRUGAL hobbies) and I saw a couple of Thanksgiving Day figurines. I LOVE Thanksgiving and I LOVE Easter--holidays forbidden to me when I was a child.

A boy and girl pilgrim. . .so I picked them up to purchase. As I was walking along the aisles it DAWNED on me that the boy figurine had RED HAIR and the girl figurine had BLONDE hair!!!

An immediate feeling of REVULSION washed over me. Both OSS and YSS have red hair--and SD has BLONDE hair.

OSS (just turned 18) has an unrelenting theme on his FB page. "Don't point fingers at me" "Don't judge me" "You're not perfect either"

I figure it comes from the fact they were raised with no boundaries and no one telling them "no" or "don't do that." They were told that everything they do is "speshul" and they should be accepted no matter WHAT they do.

No one can give ANYONE any constructive criticism these days as everyone's skin is thinner than a micron.

This is somewhat of a spin off to "you're killing me DH"

But I forgot #5

I still believe that signing skids up for all sorts of activities on dad's time serves several purposes for the BM:

1. Skid can't bond or spend one on one time with dad when he/she is out kicking a soccer ball

2. Skid can't experience "real life" when racing to activities; shifts focus from normal family life with dad and SM to skid.

3. BM can "control from afar" by controlling skid on dad's time