Been lurking lately as the job has exploded! They sent my coo coo co-worker packing to another office and she is still mourning the fact she no longer supports the "handsome men in uniform" dept. Did several scenes from "Sunset Blvd" including a "farewell tour" of ALLLLLL her FRIENDS in the "handsome men in uniform" dept, but I digress.

I think it was JustanotherSM who got "busted" when her SD found and printed out her blogs to show DH. At which time he freaked out.

And soon his carefully preserved FB account will be turned on no doubt.

He'll be following in the footsteps of his ne'er do well older siblings. And I don't blame him or his siblings--all due to two parents who should have never conceived.

In fact the House Shitter was the "baby-to-save-our-crumbling-for-six-years-straight marriage" (TM)

Yep didn't work out that way. HS will continue to fail academically as the BM is the BFF to her kids and won't make them do anything they find distasteful (i.e. homework, classwork, school attendance)

1. Get promoted (applied for the promotion today--I've been told it's pretty much a lock)

2. Learn to acclimate to the new roommate (co-worker-who-would-have-made-a-great-psycho-BM is ALMOST out)

3. Buy rental property

4. Continue to resist Chef's request to get married so he can get on my insurance and escape the Obamacare tax for not having health insurance.

but both those names describe my skids to a TEE!!

All three, no lips (get that from Chef)
Big round jawless, chinless, no bone structure pasty faces with two dots for eyes (the BM's and Chef's features)
Big noses (once again Chef and the BM)
Get red/purple faced when enraged or told "no." (again a Chef trait)

These kids never stood a chance!!

Over the weekend, I called Chef "Red Faced Magee" and started laughing uproariously!

He looked puzzled. . ."Where did you get THAT?"

I told him it was an old looney tunes cartoon character.