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What is a Golden Uterus??

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I get asked what GUBM stands for fairly regularly on this site. GUBM = Golden Uterus Bio/Birth Mom.

How did I decide upon this moniker for the demon spawn that unleashed SD unto this world? Well, once upon a time, someone shared an article here on STalk about Golden Uterus Complex:

15 Characteristics of the Golden Uterus
http://www.shrink4men.com/2011/05/17/does-your-wife-or-ex-wife-have-a-go...

Princess Pants came out to play today in full force.

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This one's going to be long. Consider it an addendum to the post I wrote earlier this evening. That one was shorter and to the point because I was on my phone. This one, well, I can let it all out now.

As I mentioned in my previous entry today, I took SD to get SO bday and father's day gifts because she did not remember either day. SD never once said "Thank you" for the favor either.

Vent. They're going to drive me nuts.

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SD forgot it was SO's bday today. So. I offered to take her to the store to get him something. She had money with her.

So I took her after work and she picked out a couple of things and a couple of cards for bday and father's day, which she also forgot about. Whatever.

I do hope she is planning on giving them to him at some point because she hid them in her room. But again. Whatever. Not my problem if she looks like a child who can't be bothered to acknowledge her dad on his bday.

In about 30 minutes, we'll be going to pick up SD from the airport.

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Amazingly, GUBM not only got her to the airport on time, but, she got her there early. :jawdrop: AND she took the initiative to pay for the (apparently) required Unaccompanied Minor fee. How both she and SO escaped the knowledge that, because of who the flight was contracted out to, it would be required is beyond me. And who knows if she paid one way or both ways, but I'm hoping she paid both ways because she deserves to put out some money for a change.

One week until SD is here for a month

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(Provided GUBM actually follows through on her word and gets her to her flight in time).

And I am stressing. Part of the issue is that I have been on a new medication that has been giving me ridiculous headaches for the last week and a half, and that makes me stressy. But, the rest of the issue is that I just don't know what's going to happen. I don't know if SD will show up, I don't know if SO will follow-through on all of his promises for this visit.

When will SO learn that GUBM is not dependable unless you can get written confirmation from her?? Perhaps never

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SO texted GUBM this afternoon to get written confirmation from her that she will definitely bring SD to the airport next Thursday. It perhaps had something to do with the fact that I reminded him that every time she has ever verbally agreed to something, and messed up and went back on her word, she has been all "Well, I never agreed to THAT" and acted like a big ass about it.

GUBM is a big fat loser, and she may be dumb, but she is not as dumb as you think, SO

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GUBM has yet to confirm in writing for SO that she will bring SD to the airport on the 14th. The extent of the effort she exerted for this visit has been to find out the information for the flight so her precious not-so-little ass wouldn't have to drive out to the halfway point between Scumbag Land and PGH. That's it. When SO asked her to book the flight, she waited for a week until she told him that she had no credit card and couldn't book the flight.

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