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OT - Tone-up Tuesday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 08/08/2017 - 8:23am

After eating a(nother) sketchy chicken sammich at work yesterday, I probably dropped a 2-3 pounds last night, racing back and forth to the bathroom.

Over the weekend, I tried Zoodles. Zoodles are zucchinis that have been spiralized into noodles. I've been looking for something that will quell my craving for pasta and zoodles are a doable substitute!! Here's what I did...

Aniki's Cheesy Steak Zoodles

4 oz. steak, cut into strips
8 cloves of roasted garlic, roughly chopped
3 cups of zoodles
Parmesan cheese, grated
Red pasta sauce

OT - Morose Monday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 08/07/2017 - 10:44am

The Black Dog has dropped in for a visit in Aniki Town. I feel old, fat, ugly, worthless and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Add a post-concussion headache from He!! and we have a winning combination for wanting to crawl back into bed (or under a rock) and stay there.

Good news: PrincASS made it through boot camp and graduations this week. Yay.

BioHo is NOT happy with me

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 07/21/2017 - 10:53am

This is a skid weekend. 'Ho usually drops off PigPen Saturday morning after DH calls to say he's awake. DH takes PP home on Sunday at 5pm.

Skids could no longer spend Friday night because DH works nights and I'm not a babysitter. Evil me...

Anyhow, 'Ho wanted DH to keep Piggy overnight on Sunday because she has plans and PIGGY CAN'T BE HOME ALONE. Either PP still has light fingers or she's worried he'll drink her booze/steal her car/have a girl over for sex (eeeewwwww).

OT - Thundering Thursday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 06/22/2017 - 10:57am

Yes, thundering. Evil Aniki is holding onto control by the skin of her teeth. If I had a punching bag, I'd punch the stuffing out of it or exhaust myself trying.

WTH can I not catch a break?? I swear I am beginning to believe that I've been cursed. Murphy's Law should be changed to Aniki's Law. Anything that can wrong will go wrong. What on earth did I do to p!ss off Karma?

OT - bartender in the house

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 05/31/2017 - 1:46pm

Who needs a drink?

Aniki's Covfefe

1 oz. Yellow Curacao
1 oz. Godiva White Chocolate liqueur
1 oz. Dooley's Cream liqueur
1 oz. Hideous liqueur
2 dashes Fernet bitters

Combine ingredients in a shaker filled with ice.
Shake vigorously.
Strain into 4 shot glasses.
Garnish each with a marzipan Cheeto.

credit to Cocktail for inspiration!!

OT - shaky, but holding on

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 05/24/2017 - 10:44am

Hi, STalkers.

I'm still around. My state of mind is still shaky right now.

DH's work is making major shift changes. He will be working 5 days a week. This means that he will get home while I'm still sleeping and he will be asleep when I get up. We will have quality time every other weekend when PigPen is not here.

Why do I have to be an optimistic pinhead??

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 05/02/2017 - 12:12pm

I had a sh!t weekend. Spent most of it wishing I could drink wine or martinis (Concussion says 'NO!') and crying. Why? Because I'm a stupid optimist. It's been 6.5 years since I've been around the skids. I cannot have children. I went into this with rose-colored glasses that were as thick as Coke bottles. Yes, the skids are COD. Yes, their mother is a Ho. But DH is stable, consistent, hard-working, loving, and steadfast. I got to skip teething and croup and 2am feedings and poopie diapers and terrible twos... it was gonna be GREAT!! I was Betty Crocker and Suzie Homemaker rolled into one.

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