It's come to my attention that some men (and women), mine included, will never figure out how to function in a normal relationship. People should have to get a personality approval certificate before they're allowed to get married. I'm including my son in this batch as well. He loves me and I love him. BUT, he has absolutely no damn business ever thinking he can function normally in a long term relationship. He's an ass to girls. He's the type of guy I would boot out the door if my daughter ever brought him home. I'm not proud, of course, but it's the f'n truth.

My husband is the polar opposite. The pleaser. Everyone must get along and love each other and never ever speak the ugly truth and always tolerate and don't dare stir the pot and OMG it makes me want to explode!