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heart to bleeding heart with pregnant SD15

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Submitted by TickedOff on Thu, 10/10/2013 - 8:54am

I came home to SD15 lying on the couch. At first TBH I was annoyed because I didn't want to deal with her attitude.
(Note this is not our conversation word for word but for the most part this is what was said)

Ticked- SD why aren't you at your aunt's

SD - I don't like it there we fight allot

Ticked- Is everything ok

SD - yeah daddy said I could come over and rest

Ticked - If you need to talk I'm here

SD - Ticked? I screw everything up I'm going to be a mom at 15 and my boyfriend just dumped me for good.

Your stance on underage drinking?

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Submitted by TickedOff on Tue, 10/08/2013 - 8:17am

SD18 stumbles in the house last night at 1am which is 30 minutes past curfew drunk .A friend dropped her off. I had to point out to DH that she was drunk when it was so obviously apparent. He smelled her breath and it reeked of alcohol. She won't admit to who gave it to her. She was trying to play it off that she was just tired and that's the reason her eyes where blood shot and she couldn't walk straight. And her mouth smelled like booze because she was making out with her 21 year old BF and he had been drinking but she had not.

How to get rid of a twerking problem

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Submitted by TickedOff on Thu, 10/03/2013 - 9:16am

SD18 likes to post videos of herself twerking (bending over shaking your butt). She thinks now that she is 18 she is free to twerk it out. I'm sorry miley cyrus does not live here. Every woman in this houselhold should be conducting themselevs with dignity and class. I got so tired of hearing the word twerking I took to the internet for a solution. Whenever SD18 starts to get low, twerk, groin grind on a guy or pop her butt I will find her. I will will pop up and and start twerking my thang for her and all of her friends.

O.T/ Holloween costumes

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 10/02/2013 - 9:10am

SD18 probaly wants to wear some dental floss and pasties and call that a costume but last I heard she is stuck between cat woman and bat girl. SD15 wan't to paint her belly like a basketball or football and wear a cheerleading outfit. DD6 is going to be princess bubblegum. DH is going to be gru and the dobbies and I are going to be minions( from despicable me). I already got the dobbies costumes so cute. We throw our anual holloween party every year and I get just as excited as DD6 does.

What are your costumes?

Your thoughts on sharing lipstick/chapstick

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Submitted by TickedOff on Mon, 09/30/2013 - 6:54pm

I caught SD18 painting on some of my lipstick on her way out to a date. I made her put my crap back and get out of my room and yep I got the pop lip and eyeroll. I threw the tube away when she left. DH got on my case like I threw it out because she has cooties. No its that I don't know what boy she has been kissing or where her lips have been. I don't use lipstick that has to be painted on and stuck back in a tube after someone else uses it. He brought up the fact that I let DD6 use my chapstick. yeah cause I can just wipe of the top layer. What are your thoughts?

My dog is sick STFU SD18

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Submitted by TickedOff on Fri, 09/27/2013 - 8:18am

I have two Doberman Pinschers that I rescued they are brothers and I love them like the sons I never birthed. One of my Doby's is sick. The vet thinks its allergies but he seems so sad. He is in his 40's in doggy years he always sleeping, He has started coughing and sneezing a lot, He won't eat and you can see in his face how sad he is. I've been stroking him all night and he just looks so depressed he won’t even play with his brother. He won't even fight over the chew rope. DH thinks his time is drawing near. I don't even want to think like that.

BM might get out of jail early

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Submitted by TickedOff on Tue, 09/24/2013 - 4:57pm

I heard SD18 say to one of her friends that the last time she visited BM she said she might be getting released early. I don't know if its true or not. I can't stomach the thought of it. I have been in these girls lives for the past years. Yes its been a bumpy road but I have to say if I dig deep in my heart there is love there for these girls. If BM gets out I'm scared they will turn away from me and leave me behind like a sack of rotten potatos. I have invested my time in energy into their lives.

This is eithier the stupidest thing I've ever heard or the funnest

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Submitted by TickedOff on Mon, 09/23/2013 - 5:32pm

SD18 asked what I was cooking and I said stuffed artichoke hearts. She tells me she doesn't eat hearts because she is thinking of going vegetarian. " Ummmmmm....... SD artichoke hearts are vegetables haven't you heard of artichokes before"?. She looks at me puzzled " Um I know what deer are". I just left it alone no use arguing with stupid. Even after they where finished cooking and she saw them she still looked at them funny and didn't want to try them. Yeah DH that's your daughter.

If my foods so nasty go buy your own damn food!

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Submitted by TickedOff on Sat, 09/21/2013 - 3:32pm

Spent my time cooking dinner for 5. Chicken breast seasoned with garlic and herbs and carrot/raisin salad. Does that sound so bad? pregnant SD15 came over for dinner and complimented my cooking, DH and DD6 had their mouths full and I thought I cooked pretty damn good. heck even the dogs where lapping up the scraps and my dogs can be picky. SD18 is sitting there the whole time with her nose wrinkled at my food. Complaint after complaint. Its to garlicy, I don't like that brand of raisins, are the carrots organic, why didn't you make garlic bread, not to be rude but this isn't that good.

Anyone else dieting?

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Submitted by TickedOff on Fri, 09/20/2013 - 9:31am

I need to lose about 20 pounds so that I can gain some energy and lower my cholesterol and blood sugar. The thing that sucks is that every Friday is donut day at work so there are 5 boxes of donuts sitting in the brake room calling my name. My annoying office assistant that asks a million questions a minute is sitting at his desk eating KFC. And he is eating slow as hell and the smell is driving me crazy. I want to go over grab his bag and just inhale a few times.

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