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The power of the female VS. the power of a male

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 02/12/2014 - 7:16am

I want to have a little fun with this. Ok so I think us as females have a power over men that they just cannot wield over us. Here are a few examples.

Me: * walks in front of video game removes bra*
DH: :jawdrop: "Oh hell yeah" pauses game immediately and carry's me to bedroom

VS.

DH: * walks in front of law in order on TV. Removes penis from pants and dances around*
Me: " are you f*ckin serious"? Biggrin “Seriously move and stop lmao"

Bahahaha DH using sex against me

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Submitted by TickedOff on Sat, 02/08/2014 - 6:43pm

To make light of things ....... My DH is so silly. He told me if he catches me with alcohol there will be consequences when asked "yeah like what". He takes his shirt off and does the belly wave " You will be getting none of this. You see allll of this. You will be getting none of it" " The plumber's office will be closed because no one will be laying any pipes uh huh you heard me". Then he walks away and makes the sizzle noise and touches one finger to his butt. LMAO I love my husband.

Anyone have any funny stories to keep my mind off things.

Drinking.... i feel its becoming a problem

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Submitted by TickedOff on Fri, 02/07/2014 - 5:50pm

After SD18 stole from us and split the state I started feeling really depressed. Like we did everything for her and she never apprecaitex anything. It hurt. So I had a glass of wine here and there to calm my nerves. Then a glass turned into a bottle. Now I'm downing a bottle of wine and a few shots of vodka a day. I haven't been honest with my husband friends or you guys. My post latley have been light and cheery but inside I'm really hurting. I'm recognizing I have a problem. I'm going to seek professional help and have talked to DH who has hidden all bottles from me pissing me off.

Whole family insulted my cooking even the furbabies

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 02/05/2014 - 7:22am

Most nights I stick to what I know and everyone is happy but last night I wanted to try my hand at meatloaf again. I called everyone down for dinner and called in the fur babies. Well my feelings go hurt.

SD16: Ummmm. I had a big lunch today sooooo.... I'm not that hungry

DD7: Mommy what is this? Oh but it looks burnt.

ME: DD eat your food. Honey how does it taste

DH: Uhhhh It has an interesting texture. Very uh flavorful

Giving a speech thanking everyone but me. Nice real freaking nice

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Submitted by TickedOff on Tue, 01/28/2014 - 8:49am

I'm upset One SD turns 18 steals from us and runs for the hills that still hurts. But that's not what I'm upset about right now. SD16 got an award at school for academic achievement. We took her out to a family dinner. MIL asked her how she felt about getting the award.

SD18 ran off

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Submitted by TickedOff on Tue, 01/21/2014 - 8:20am

After she basically robbed us. I did a little detective work going around to all the local pawn shops giving them pictures of me wearing varies jewelry that she stole and my kindle fire serial number. I asked them if anyone comes in and tries to pawn my kindle go to settings and look at the serial number before you accept it. I got a call from one of the shops believing they had a necklace of mines. It was very similar but it wasn't mines.

Pissed and embarrassed

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Submitted by TickedOff on Mon, 01/13/2014 - 7:32am

I can't even concentrate at work right now. Just went to the coffee shop by the office to do a coffee run for my co-workers. It’s my day to do it. I got my order made swiped my card and declined and I'm searching my purse remembering the cash DH usually splits with me was stolen yesterday. Had to call over a Co-worker to foot the bill promising to pay her back. So fucking embarrassing. So apparently SD18 tapped out my card along with everything else she stole. I called the credit company and reported it.

SD18 stole over 800 dollars worth of goods from us

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Submitted by TickedOff on Sun, 01/12/2014 - 6:02pm

I'm just disgusted. DH let her stop by to see SD16's baby. I was at work and told DH I wanted her gone by the time I get home. When I got home I noticed my kindle fire and charger that where on my dresser plugged in are missing. DH and I looked everywhere SD16 willingly let us check all of her stuff and she has been home with DH and the baby all day and DD has been at a friend's house. DH didn't want to believe it but we checked to see if anything else went missing.

O.T how to tell DH he needs to lose weight for my health and his

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Submitted by TickedOff on Wed, 01/08/2014 - 7:09pm

I am in pain I feel like crap. My neck, chest and stomach hurt. Every time I breath in and expand my chest its painful. I am in pain because I made love to my husband. When he was on top of me I could not breath and he was crushing me while he was humping me. He thought I was joking when I told him and kept going I had to shove him for him to get up. I told him to stop because I was in pain but I didn't tell him it was because of him. He has put on a lot of weight. I'm not going to air his business online but he is a hefty man.

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