I want to have a little fun with this. Ok so I think us as females have a power over men that they just cannot wield over us. Here are a few examples.

Me: * walks in front of video game removes bra*
DH: :jawdrop: "Oh hell yeah" pauses game immediately and carry's me to bedroom

VS.

DH: * walks in front of law in order on TV. Removes penis from pants and dances around*
Me: " are you f*ckin serious"? “Seriously move and stop lmao"

Scenario number 2

Me: *Bends over in thong*
DH: :jawdrop: *Closes bedroom door and forgets what he was talking about*

VS.

DH: *Bends over in G-string and smacks his butt*
Me: bahhhhhha "DH stop I'm trying to talk about something serious."

Senario 3

Me: *Rub my leg against DH's under the table and put his hand between my warm thighs. I whisper in his ear*
DH: *Agrees to whatever I say*

VS.

DH: *rubs his hairy leg against me and it itches. He puts my hand on his hard on. Whispers in my ear and burps*
ME: *Move his hand and smack him in the back of the head.*

DH does turn me on at times but I think my power far outweighs his.
Who's next?