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Experienced SMs of the world, what would you do?

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Fri, 05/02/2014 - 6:55pm

So skid1 has a friend - we'll call him Chubbs - in the basically the same social position as him (not many friends, issues with other kids, etc). When skid1 is here EOWE he inevitably asks if Chubbs can spend the night, which inevitably turns into the whole weekend. So essentially, FDH has another kid, and it irks the fuck out of me.

O/T: Brits and Aussies, a question

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Thu, 04/10/2014 - 9:24pm

What does the word cunt mean to you?

I am currently involved in a very stupid FB debate with someone who insists that the use of the word cunt, in any context, is misogynistic and sexist.

I disagree, because it's my understanding that when used by non-americans, it can refer to either sex without prejudice.

what do you think?

and the wool comes off.......

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Tue, 04/08/2014 - 12:35pm

Skid1 is starting to realize what an asshat his mother, and her whole clan of mouth breathing, banjo playing relatives, happens to be.

While I am a bit sad for him – it must suck to realize that half of your genes come from a pool of primordial ooze – I am happy for him as well, because he seems to get it, and seems to get that he needs to be very different from them if he wants his life to be different from theirs.

He called FDH the other day laughing his butt off at the latest group delusion.

Breaking news: FDH is an idiot

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 7:37pm

So, after a rough week (sick on Monday, exam on Tuesday, lots of schoolwork and being super busy at work) I've been looking forward to Friday night relaxation time, as much as I can relax on a skid weekend. I get home to skid2's playdate - because every non-parent wants extra kids that aren't hers on the weekend. Super.

I'm hiding out in my room trying to relax and ignore the chaos in the rest of the house, when that idiot comes in to ask me if I mind if he and skid1 go out to the hardware store (a fun outing for them).

Hell yes, I mind.

Spring Break... a rant

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Wed, 03/19/2014 - 12:17pm

So FDH, in his usual role as chronic procrastinator, put off making arrangements for the skids’ spring break (this week plus Friday of last week) until the last possible second. Me, in my usual role as nagger extraordinaire, reminded him multiple times to call BM and figure it out. He hates talking to her because, well, she sucks, and I don’t entertain his complaints about her because HE MARRIED HER. Who’s the real idiot?

Size DOES matter (according to skid, anyway)

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Tue, 02/25/2014 - 10:55am

Anyone else have a skid like this?

FDH decided to use some of his tax refund money to purchase new televisions for the skids’ rooms. They both had old, craptastic tube televisions with pictures literally too shitty to play their precious video games on. We also got a new 32” smart TV for our room (love it!).

O/T: I am the Grinch

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Thu, 12/19/2013 - 10:01am

Tis the season to have the blues.

I used to love this time of year - so magical. And then my exH and I started trying to have a baby, and started having miscarriages instead. Now this time of year brings out the bitter in me.

I picture what they might look like, my lost little kids. I think about how old they would be, and how I'd make Christmas magical for them too.

People act like the skids are some sort of consolation prize. What contest in hell did I lose to end up with them? Other people's shitty kids do not fill the hole in my life. Never will.

BM, the comedian

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Submitted by queenofthedamned on Thu, 11/21/2013 - 8:47am

FDH and I are preparing to travel for Thanksgiving (we're in the midwest and will be driving to see my family on the East Coast). He talked to BM the other night to go over details, since she'll have the skids (and she's stupid and needs to be reminded 18 times of things, like when Thanksgiving is). She wanted to know when we'll be home, so she can drop skid2 off. We know the date, just not the time yet, because FDH is purchasing an early Christmas present for himself and our departure time for the return trip depends on when this item will be available for pickup.

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