Stupidity and laziness are not a good combination and SS has both in spades.

He was outside with DW and the kids having a water balloon fight. DW was watchin them while I was inside trying to knock more things off the list.

You would think that after last week's incident of SS's face having a close encounter with a baseball bat, he would be more careful. Apparently not.

At this rate, I should just quit my job and follow SS around with a camcorder and submit the recordings to AFV. I am sure to win the $10k grand prize eventually.

I don’t usually go snooping into DW’s phone but I found these gems.

SS: “Can u get me a glass of water please?”
DW :”You have a sore throat. Your legs are not broken. Get your own water.”

SS: “I can’t find my deodorant”
SS: “Do U know where it is?”
DW: “No.”
SS: “But I need it.”
DW: “What do you want me to do!? I’m at work!”
SS: “Well what do I do?”
DW: “Throw baking soda under your arms.”
SS: Nver mind. Found it.”

I was in such a good mood when I left work yesterday. I still don’t understand how I could go from a high and sink to an all-time low.

My evening started when one of the managers here pulled me aside. “Drac0! I just heard from the client. They reviewed the manual you sent out. He said he can’t approve it (engineering has final say) but he really loves it and is strongly recommending that their engineering department approves it.”