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BM2 only wants to come in when I'm not home

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Mon, 07/03/2017 - 2:48am

I had a very rare Sunday off. While SS14 was spending time with BM2, DH and I had a lovely Saturday night and most of Sunday. Just spending time together, going out for lunch and enjoying the sunny weather yesterday.

SS14 unlocked the door yesterday afternoon around 4pm. Came in with all his stuff...no BM2. DH asked him where his mum was and he said that she said there was nowhere to park (lie) so she had to get going so she wouldn't be in anyone else's way.

DH telling BM2 to FFFFlip Off....Part TWO!!

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Wed, 05/10/2017 - 2:09am

Yep, she tried her non-sense. Again. Just this past Sunday...while I was at work. Again. Because she wouldn't have the balls to do it when I'm around of course.

She comes by Sunday afternoon to drop off SS14. She walks through and DH had done laundry and it was hanging on the clothing racks. BM2 sees one of my bras:

BM2: Whose bra is that?
DH: Well it ain't f**ing mine, is it?
BM2: Is that Cookie's bra?
DH: Of course it is, whose else would it be?!
BM2: Huh, that is big (I'm a 34D)
DH: Yeah...and they're real too
BM2: *crickets*

And the dumbest lazy award goes to

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Thu, 05/04/2017 - 12:04pm

SS14.

For months and months and months that flipping kid has been using wet wipes as Kleenex for his nose.

*take a wipe, wipe once, throw it away* Lather. Rinse. Repeat. He'll use 4-8 wipes in one session, barely wiping his nose. DH and I find bunches of wipes thrown away in the bathrooms' little bins. Clean, empty, barely used wipes...so we know what has happened.

DH found 3 wet wipes out in the back yard. Calls SS downstairs and says "have you been throwing these out the bathroom window?" SS: Uh huh.

Best delusional BM moments

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Mon, 05/01/2017 - 2:31am

I think BM2 has reached an all time delusional high...or is it low? Because I check P*rn Boy's (SS14) everything to do with internet, I was lucky enough to see this beaut this morning. BM2 posted a quote from a FB page called Daily Love Quotes. It reads:

"Libra (DH) and Aquarius (BM2) are highly compatible and when in a relationship their bond can become virtually unbreakable."

LOL ok except you're 10 years divorced and counting and that page posted this FIVE MONTHS ago. Reaching much?! It did give me a good laugh.

Sick of it all

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Wed, 04/05/2017 - 8:29am

Honestly had a complete break down. Why? Because BM2 is all in a snit because I am...wait for it...decent to her son. Silly stupid horrible me.

No I shouldn't worry what she thinks but damn I'm tired of the drama. She has been in my house, going through our cards, putting feelers out to my DH (and got shot down, but still), pumps SS14 for info and then gets pissy and jealous because I'm a better SM than she'll ever dream to be as a parent. Yes DH told her to cut the shizz.

I know it's her issue and I shouldn't care but DAMN THIS SHIZZ GETS OLD!!!!

My DH told off the devil herself yesterday!

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Tue, 02/14/2017 - 2:35am

My DH...the man who avoids confrontation at all costs. My big teddy bear who buries his head in the sand and rather eat poo than confront anything, let alone BM2. He did it, he told BM2 where to poke it yesterday!

She came over to our house yesterday around noon. Both DH and I were at work but she was taking SS14 out for the day. I know, I hated it too, but at least she's visiting.

OT kidney stone/s

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Tue, 01/31/2017 - 10:15am

Just thought I might be able to get some suggestions or help with this as I've been sick since Christmas Eve. I had a kidney stone on xmas eve, passed around New Year's Day. Had an infection with that and took antibiotics. Infection came back, took another round of antibiotics.

I am still in pain. My left kidney feels like a balloon blown up too big and about to burst.

BM2 is back and the taking of things has already started

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Thu, 01/26/2017 - 1:55am

Although I enjoyed not having SS14 around last weekend, it came with a price. About £30 to be specific.

BM2 is backing living here in England. She wanted SS for the weekend so I had him pack his things and off he went. Blissful peace and quiet. No listening to him swear and argue with the PS4. No listening to that strangled deep puberty voice. No looking at his face. It was very nice.

SS14 is figuring out that his BM2 is a bit shady

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Fri, 12/23/2016 - 6:49am

He is starting to ask questions that DH and I are struggling to answer neutrally.

BM2 has been here since Sunday the 18th and she didn't pick him up until yesterday morning, the 22nd.

On Tuesday, DH took SS with him to the store. While in the car, they had the following conversation, initiated by SS:

SS - Why isn't my mum picking me up until Thursday?

DH - I don't know mate.

SS - She's been here since SUNDAY!

DH - I don't know buddy, but at least you get to see your mum, right?

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