Best delusional BM moments
I think BM2 has reached an all time delusional high...or is it low? Because I check P*rn Boy's (SS14) everything to do with internet, I was lucky enough to see this beaut this morning. BM2 posted a quote from a FB page called Daily Love Quotes. It reads:
"Libra (DH) and Aquarius (BM2) are highly compatible and when in a relationship their bond can become virtually unbreakable."
LOL ok except you're 10 years divorced and counting and that page posted this FIVE MONTHS ago. Reaching much?! It did give me a good laugh.
So tell me fellow stalkers, what was the BM (or BD) you deal with most delusional moment?
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That's what BM2 expected to
That's what BM2 expected to do with DH...and he told her to f-f-f-f-forget it. She's like emotional whiplash too, it's horrible.
BM's most delusional moment
BM's most delusional moment was when DH and I were together about 5yrs at that point-I had gotten pregnant and 2 months later miscarried. Not sure how she found out, but she did-she showed up banging on the backdoor screaming and carrying on accusing DH of CHEATING ON HER WITH ME......uhm lady-you got snagged in bed with another dude while pregnant by DH-you left DH for Douche Bag......then got pregnant by Douche-had HIS baby-ya'll were engaged.....and then you wanna snap on your ex because we were pregnant?!
Even Douche Bag (her boyfriend at the time) was all WTF with that event.
She was actually crying and snotting all over DH screaming how she always thought he would be there for her if things didn't work out with Douche....she actually expected him to "wait for her"
We were in the middle of a family dinner with both our parents and all of our siblings and we did NOT tell anybody about the baby since we did miscarry....yea that was a fun filled night!
Bit of projection much?!
Bit of projection much?! What a horrible thing to do!
she did the same shit to Baby
she did the same shit to Baby Daddy #3 when he started dating
his NOW fiancee-they were discussing "blending" their family
(fiancee has 4 daughters-he has one) and Bm's youngest was only 6 and
got her information crossed haywire and said
"daddy's having another family with fiancee"
yeah that was fun
BM showed up at our house,
BM showed up at our house, allegedly because they forgot something there, after the boys went home and told her DH and I were engaged. First, she asked me WHY I wanted to get married, because (and I quote), "... after all, it's not like you NEED the money or anything." Implying I was only marrying for the money? What a joke, seeing that I was substantially more financially better off than DH.
When I told her it was none of her business, her parting words were, "Well, good luck. It's just a shame he will always pine after ME, his first true love and mother to his children."
"Well, good luck. It's just a
"Well, good luck. It's just a shame he will always pine after ME, his first true love and mother to his children." :jawdrop:
I truly think this is what BM2 thinks as well. DH said she looked truly shocked several weeks ago when he told her it's far far too later for her, he's in love with me. She honestly thinks he still pines for her.
These women are insane.
BM here thought that and
BM here thought that and could still for all I know.
She's told many mutual friends and the skids over the years that she was his first and his only True love, that the bond they have through their children is stronger than any thing else in this world. You'd think she was Mormon!
I think it's finally sunk in that he and I have a stronger love and bond because these people that she says this too have started to correct her. Skids included! They've told her how great DH and I are together and how DH is actually happy. No one ever thought he was happy when they were married, skids included.
Yes I think most of the BM's
Yes I think most of the BM's we all deal with live in a perpetual state of delusion.
"I am sure distance is the
"I am sure distance is the absolute only reason I don't have a buttload more crazy ass stories."
"DH is a pushover, people pleaser type of personality- he hates for people to dislike him. BM found DH wouldn't jump when she told him too and used every manipulation technique she could pull from the GUBM handbook and it didn't work. She didn't know what to do since using the skids as pawns didn't work."
Yes - this!
Moving 2000+ miles away from BM cut out most of the weekly crazy antics. I shudder at the thought of living in the same city with her ever again.
BM's delusional moment-
BM's delusional moment- thinking that DH and I care about anything that she has to say.
BM's most delusional moments
BM's most delusional moments are always those where she tries to insert herself as still the wife.
By far my favorite, and her most delusional, was when BM heard through the grapevine (DH's boss, BM's brother) that DH's grandfather had passed and that he was flying out the next day, across the country - so, basically an 11 hour flight. She called and sent text after text after text informing him that she was going with him because "That's my family too!"
Yeah, no.
At this point DH and I had been dating for over a year, she barely knew his grandparents - maybe spent time with them twice, and the two of them (DH and BM) could barely stand to be in the same room for more than 10 minutes. So, a long flight, a few days, and a funeral? It was laughable at best.
It was just one of her many attempts to insert herself into our life together. Most recently, she pulled this crap over NYE when she put it out there on FIL's Facebook, for everyone to read, that she "wished she was there (here, in our city) to spend it with everyone". DH shut that crap down so fast by insisting his dad delete it and cut off all social media contact with the loon.
BM2 was furious when she was
BM2 was furious when she was denied going to MIL's funeral last year. She even text FIL and told him how wrong it was. Uhhhh she cheated on their son twice and called FIL when she broke up with DH (by yelling out another man's name in bed) and said DH was trying to harm her. I don't think so, Psycho.
She's always trying to be the wife and DH won't have any of it.
That's BM here too. Cheating
That's BM here too. Cheating and all.
Im bracing myself for when the next family member passes away, because she'll pull this BS again. I have confidence in her that she will.
I'm absolutely dreading when
I'm absolutely dreading when my FIL passes away. BM2 knows DH inherits everything...and it's allllllll about money with BM2. She's asked him numerous times over the last 5 years if DH has made a Will.
Considering FIL is very ill, the sh*t storm will happen sooner rather than later. Fun times.
MIL and FIL aren't wealthy
MIL and FIL aren't wealthy but I would say they're very well off.
We have friends who's parents didn't leave anything to the kids, they left their sizeable estate to the grandkids. Their thinking was that the kids, in their 50s should have their finances together and that it's the gkids, in their late 20s, early 30s who need the money.
BM went off on what a great idea this was! That SD and SS should talk to DHs parents and tell them that's what they should do.
Of course this way BM could get her hands on some of that money because whatever SD has, she shares with BM.
Luckily the skids thought it was tacky and said no way would they talk to Gma or Gpa about their will!
Interesting that SD did float the idea by us to see our reaction. DH said what they do with their money is none of my buisness or yours and it for sure isn't any of BMs business!
I hate how many people try to
I hate how many people try to claim abuse after a relationship ends.
I'm not talking real claims. I'm not saying everyone who does is lying. I understand many victims take a long time to come forward.
But it's like a rule in the BM hand book. "I can't get him back so I'll just say he beat me and the children."
- Try and claim abuse - If
- Try and claim abuse
- If that doesn't work, send him flirty texts and emails for several years
- If that doesn't work, keep bragging about all the men that are after you
- If that doesn't work, pump the child(ren) for information while trying to turn them against DH and evil SM
- If that doesn't work, try to get child to say that he needs saving from loser DH and evil SM
- If that doesn't work, shamelessly flirt with DH while SM is at work and try and get him to take you back
- That didn't work either so just post stuff on FB on how you guys were meant to be together.
Not crazy much :O
When she thought she could
When she thought she could terminate his legal rights to the kids because of our relationship. She switch lawyers after his sent screen shots of her 'assets' bared for everyone to see on an adult site.
All I can say to that is
All I can say to that is :jawdrop:
There are so many...which one
There are so many...which one to choose:
Maybe how she pretended that they were married for two years after their divorce and still had picts of them all over her house and continued to wear her ring.....
Or maybe it was about six months before our wedding when she was introduced as Mrs. DH......the skids came home talking about that one, and it wasn't the first time she had been "introduced" that way....
The Gir did this!! She
The Gir did this!! She referred to herself as Mrs. Chef (Chef's Last Name) even when she was ENGAGED to StepDaddyBigBucks. Her excuse? She didn't want to "confuse" the skids. Then she tried to tell SD that she was somehow "blood related" to Chef--trying to say that she, Chef and the skids were all blood family in some weird incestual way that would EXclude me--now THAT confused SD!!!
Probably when i had been
Probably when i had been dating so for a few months and he and sd were staying at my apartment and bm texted him saying to LEAVE sd with me and go talk to her about their relationship and getting back together.
Her child molester bf had got out of jail (for violating his probation by hanging at a park with bm and sd) and didnt want to be with her anymore.
Obviously they didnt talk about their relationship lol
I mentioned it on here
I mentioned it on here before, but out of all of the insanity she has spewed into our lives, I think the winning nutjob moment was when she asked DH for his sperm so she could have another baby.
And there you have it...
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
And there you have it... SourGrapes wins the internet for today!
"I think she thought the
"I think she thought the grass was greener when they broke up and she saw him being for me the guy that she wanted."
Ding! Ding! Ding! This is EXACTLY it. BM2 sees the house we're living in, the family life we're living, the cards of love (that she nosed through), etc. The life she was convinced DH wasn't "good enough for". Even the fact that DH is remarried and no one will touch BM2's ring finger with a 10ft pole.
Not my fault she dropped both DH and SSthen5 like rotten hot potatoes because the grass was greener. Life has definitely NOT worked out the way she thought it would.
"I never wanted to be
"I never wanted to be divorced from you."
I think she was having a problem with her keyboard because surely she originally typed "I didn't realize I would lose full access to your paycheck when I started looking for divorce services."
That darn keyboard mapping
That darn keyboard mapping will do it EVERY time!!
Girhippo typed: "I am completely co-operating with the co-parenting agreement"
When she really typed: "My kids are from my body so I will rip them away from their father and evil SM in any way, shape or form I can"
Best Delusional BM moment:
Best Delusional BM moment: Shortly after they broke up, the Girhippo told Chef that "child" support would be in the form of his ENTIRE paycheck sent direct deposit to her account. Problem is, he believed it! So for a while, it must have SEEMED she was not delusional.
Ha! This is yet another thing
Ha! This is yet another thing BM here also believed!
DH continued to let her have full access to all his bank accounts right up until she cleaned them all out and he couldn't meet payroll!
That's one I still can't wrap my brain around.
BM: "My baby girl (Winona
BM: "My baby girl (Winona SD18) doesn't lie!"
BM texting SO after a New Years Eve party she went to with her BF, Tweedles "this hot young Asian guy wants me, he was hitting on me all night long".
BM hitting on my photographer friend, hoping to go out with him and flirting on Facebook. He subsequently blocked her.
BM, telling her daughter's friends mother, that she did not want to 'just settle' for anyone when she first separated from SO. And that she is with Tweedles, because she is not settling for less than she deserves. This was after her dating marathon of creepy guys, that she slept with. (every last date, at least one per week, from online, she had s@x with)
BM, busting into our home, calling us a$$holes. Cursing. Because she could not find a parking place in front of the house, and there was parking in front of the next house over.
hmmm. dumb@$$'s best
hmmm. dumb@$$'s best delusional moment would have to be when she was sobbing in her trashed minivan in my driveway, like really ugly cry, and saying "I AM A GOOD MOTHER!!!"
When BM2 learned about my
When BM2 learned about my pregnancy and called me a fat druggy wh0re.
I was pregnant.
Druggies have a hard time staying fat.
I don't, nor have I done drugs.
That would be her.
OR when BM1 started asking SO why SS kept asking her "If he (SO) loved her (BM1)" and then started sending selfie's labeled "not bad for 2 kids".
Craigslist hunny, that's where you post that.
BM2 AKA Psycho thought it was
BM2 AKA Psycho thought it was a good idea to leave 14 y.o. YSD home alone for five weeks during the summer while she visited her sugar daddy/old man BF whose job had transferred him 700 miles away.
We found this out because SS18 (from BM1) died that summer, and YSD seized the opportunity of being away from her controlling mother to reach out to DH. YSD also informed BM2 that SS18 had died, which caused the crazy whore to have paroxysms of "grief" and announce that she would be flying home for the funeral of her "beloved SS".
Facts:
- DH and BM2 were never married. They dated on and off for seven years, and BM2 had an oops baby to try to get DH marry her.
- BM2 had not seen SS18 for nine years.
- She lived off of wefare and cs for meal ticket YSD.
- BM2 used violence and allegations of rape, stalking, and abuse to keep YSD away from DH and his family for SIX YEARS.
I had to arrange for some of DH's cop family to act as security at the funeral and reception afterwards in case BM2 showed up. Thankfully, the delusional twat did not, but SERIOUSLY?!?!?