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Slightly O/T Valentines Day

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 2:46pm

I'm sure someone is going to start a thread about how V-day, a holiday for adult lovers and celebrated at school between PEERS has been reduced to emotional incest between (usually) NCP guilty biodad and princess SD and/or CP PASinator BM and SS. I personally remember when GG would stop by the side of the road and pick wildflowers for his princess VD. How sweet! As sweet as I am, I have NEVER been sent flowers at work by either my two ex-husbands nor GG :shocked:

Blog Hog Alert--Some Have Asked Why I'm Posting my Old Blogs

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:27pm

Good question. Am I a glutton for punishment? Maybe. But I post them to keep fresh in mind my goal of exiting and not "making it work" with GG which means me sucking it up and putting up with any shit he deals out and that includes physical abuse.

It also stands as a warning for some of you Newbie SMs out there or those who are thinking of being a SM in the near future. I would say that if at ANY time one of your SO's gets as bad as GG, get out early as opposed to later on.

Prince Hygiene's Old Bunkbed is GONE!!

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:30am

Thank GOD for Craigslist!! The story is that I had a perfectly good bunkbed for Awesomeson back at our old house that GG could have used for his "angels." NOPE!! not GOOD enough. . . GG had me go out and buy a brand new bunk bed for the "wonder children."

Well Prince Hygiene has long PASed out and so OUT goes the bunk bed!!!

YAAAAYYYYY!!! Now to redecorate!

More Older Blogs -- Ahhhh SPRING!!! (Get out your BARF bags, ladies and gents!)

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 8:48am

I entitled this one "BACKSLIDE" Four years ago as I can recall:

I come home Friday and Prince Hygiene runs up to me “look what I got at the blue store?” Blue store is baby talk for Walmart AND another local drugstore chain. I said “When did you get THAT?”
Prince Hygiene: “Today.” Funny thing is, he did't even ACKNOWLEDGE that GG got the toy for him!!! (aka Daddy bought me this toy)

Some of My Old Posts--For your Reading "Pleasure" (LONG)

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:38am

Here is the ONE of the "incidents" that GG recently referred to as one of the reasons the skids PASed out:
Disclaimer: This is not a blog for those stepmoms who have cooperative DHs and who are a “united front” for the skids; those who have cordial relationships with the BMs; possibly going shopping at the mall with them for the skid’s school clothes and stopping to chat over a starbucks venti mochalattechino. The ones whose skids show respect to all adult parties involved and are enrolled in the honour society.

Well This Nails It

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Submitted by Auteur on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:37am

GG is a functioning alcoholic BIG TIME! Friday he took off work and started "self medicating" by 10 a.m. By the time I got home he was totally smashed; a bit "too" nice and "too" quiet.

He's making dinner and pouring wine. We sit down to eat. . .WHAM! Apparently Awesomeson's GF didn't sign off her FB acct when she was last at our house and asked to use the computer; she has a smart phone but I don't think she could surf and expect a call from Awesomeson at the same time.

VD Going to the School Dance/Party Only for Achieving at least a "C"??!!

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Submitted by Auteur on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 4:14pm

And her average is a low F. Looks like the Behemoth will be twisting a few administrators arms so that VD can get to go to the School Dance known as the "lock in" which is SUPPOSED to be rewarding kids who make at least a C average.

According to FB she's going; nice free ranging, Behemoth!!!

Stay tuned. . .

UN-friggin' REAL!!

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