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Here Comes the Reunion!!!

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Next Friday GG will be having a counseling session with Brainiac there (SS14). Brainiac hasn't been at the house for almost 3 years now. No gifts have been exchanged for holidays, etc. Just a highly scripted note by the Behemoth every couple of months or so basically asking for GG's non-parental status babysitting services to be reinstituted for the Behemoth's sake (she rarely goes anywhere with her children UNLESS it can be SEEN by others she KNOWS)

This should be good. Break out the popcorn.

Has Anyone Seen Those Abilify Commercials?

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It has cartoon characters (most likely drawn by Phil Roman of The Simpson, King of the Hill, the Critic) that show a woman who has depression, symbolized by this blob that follows here around and drags her into a sinkhole.

After taking the miracle drug "Abilify" she is able to spread a picnic blanket, DH and older child in tow and carry on with life.

Noticed Child of a Twenty Nine Year old BM

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had no manners at the dentist office. A six year old boy comes in for cleaning. His 29 yr old BM escorts him in; he is not happy that he's at the dentist. Most kids aren't but this kid was doing the "Prince Hygiene" shuffle. Non existent chin to chest and scuffling feet slowly.

The dental assistants go out of their way to make this kid happy/smile. One older lady offers him a sticker. Does he say "thank you?" Of COURSE NOT. He just grabs it away from her, peels off the sticker, wads up the backing paper and hands it to mom to throw out!!!

Borderline Weekend

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GG had three "borderline" episodes on Saturday morning alone. One was I took too long in the bathroom (I like to groom early Sat; he's usually sound asleep in bed). We have only one bathroom so he started a conniption about it and then swore that he is going to put in another bathroom in the house.

I defused all three episodes with communication techniques. I let him rant and rave and then said calmly "ok" and he calmed right down. I kept visualizing him as a looney that needs mental health therapy and that helped to a great degree.

O/T Kind of Creepy

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What do you guys think about this? I share an office with a temp who is filling in for the regular lady who is out on extended disability.

Everytime I leave the office and come back, I find him over in my area!!!

It's happened three times now and I'm wondering what's going on?

When I come back and he hears the door open to the shared office he comes rushing back to his area like he's been caught red handed doing something.

What do you STalkers think???

UPDATE Last NIght

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NOTHING!! If he did want to vent about something personal he surely didn't. He wanted to talk about SIDING!!

Meanwhile, a letter came in for Brainiac (SS14)warning that he is in danger of failing English 9R.

(yawn) Nothing new here. He gets these letters constantly. Brainiac is failing this, VD (SD12) is failing that.

But yet they are still "good kids." He seems to feel that they will be blaming him for "not being there" even though they chose to PAS out and use it as an excuse for poor grades.

OH OH I left THIS Part Out about GG's Conversation with "Counselor"

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He told the counselor that his kids were (and I quote) GOOD KIDS!!!

WOW I almost had to keep from choking when he said that.

Little does he know that his darling, rosy cheeked, curly golden locks Princess was rooting through my purse and his wallet when he was asleep at the tender age of 9 1/2.

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