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BioHo and the MOH

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It's been a long time coming. My apologies for the delay, but there has been so much going on that I have not had time to type out the wedding events. A vacation would certainly be welcome!!!

Here we are gearing up for SD's wedding, knowing that BioHo plans to be front and center. I have wracked my brain, trying to anticipate every possible scenario and pre-program my gray rock responses. Except one.

SD's MOH caught the covid. 

BioHo banishes SS19

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I am soooo ticked. 

SS19 woke up feeling like caca. Chills, fever, headache. What does 'Ho do? Throws his coat to him and screeches, "GTFO! I don't want covid!"

Knock on our door three hours ago. It's SS standing there, pale and swaying. I helped him in and sat him in a recliner with an afghan and turned on the space heater; then woke DH. 

DH got dressed and took him to get tested. Negative to covid. But 'Ho is adamant he is not allowed back in the 'Ho House until "those f*cking cooties git gone!". 

OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

OT - Nuttin' for Christmas

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Nuttin’ for Christmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
My bio Mommy will blow.
Dad’s broke from paying child support
Stepmommy ain’t sharin’ her dough.

OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

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