BioHo and the Beer Virus
DH called me on his way to work. He took SS17 to a dentist appointment. SS17, after some hemming and hawing, said that BioHo wanted him to ask DH if the 'Ho House can shelter with us "when we all get quarantined with that beer virus". (I kid you not.)
DH: Son, it's not a beer virus.
SS: ~sighing~ I know, Dad, but that's what she texted.
DH: YOU can stay with us. Your mother (I can hear that "tone") and the others will have to stay at their house.
SS: I'll bring my generator just in case.
DH: Good idea.
Anyone who has read anything about 'Ho knows she really DID mean that BEER virus. *lol*
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She seriously thinks that you
She seriously thinks that you and DH want to shack up with her and hers?
Right? 'Ho's mother and Mr.
Right? 'Ho's mother and Mr. Pinhead would be tolerable (except for when he's giggling like a 12yo schoolgirl). But 'Ho and Spawn? I'd need a big sled and ton of duct tape...
BEST thing I've heard all
BEST thing I've heard all week.
Merry, they can stay with you
Merry, they can stay with you! LOL
NOOOOOOO. If I stock up on
NOOOOOOO. If I stock up on Corona beer would that keep them away?
Only if you lock up your beer
Only if you lock up your beer and tell 'Ho that you're "tee-toters". (That's 'Ho Speak for teetotalers.)
WTF!?!? These women have no
WTF!?!? These women have no limits to their invasions of our lives....really!?!? Come stay with you guys?!?! *bad* Sounds like an idiot request the BM here would make...you know...for the "best interest of SD".
Now, Simpleton. 'Ho's
Now, Simpleton. 'Ho's children are merely extensions of 'Ho. Everythiing is for the "best interest of 'Ho"!
Of course! It never amazes
Of course! It never amazes me the balls these ex GUBMs have!
I'm done!!!
I'm done!!!
Beer virus!!!
It's enough to put me off of
It's enough to put me off of beer until Fall.
She needs to have a beer and
She needs to have a beer and relax.
I'ma have tequila...
I'ma have tequila...
Bio Ho
Yep, they like asking for things they have no business asking for, because someday someone MIGHT just say YES.
Face-palm.
What a loon.
Loon is a serious
Loon is a serious understatment, CLove... *lol*
damn she's truly a nut!
damn she's truly a nut!
Liberally soaked in alkyhawl.
Liberally soaked in alkyhawl...
Ah, so she's the type of
Ah, so she's the type of person who stopped buying Corona Beer. That makes sense.
It's all 'Ho's fault!
It's all 'Ho's fault!
Beer virus
Good one! Take the kid! Let her wallow in her sorrows!
I. Just. Can't.
I. Just. Can't.
I see the memes on facebook and I think to myself- no one is actually that stupid. Thank you for proving me wrong! I have now lost hope in humanity.
Yes, darlin', 'Ho IS that
Yes, darlin', 'Ho IS that stupid. Thankfully, her four oldest children did not inherit her lack of brainpower. #5 - Spawn - remains to be seen, but it does not look good thus far.