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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Thu, 10/08/2015 - 8:28am

FUCKING REALLY DH? m.f'ng peanut butter and g.d. jelly. seriously?

so dh is in bed last night and i walk through the bedroom to our bathroom.
on the way out, dh says "why didnt you make kaos a sandwich?"
me "um, cuz he's TWELVE, he's more than capable himself."
dh "but he asked YOU."
me "yeah, and he's qualified to make his own damn pb&j."
dh "he said he asked you and you said no."
me "he asked me, and i told him i knew he could do it, give it a try, the only way to learn is to practice."

O/T - furbabies' guiltypleasures

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 09/25/2015 - 4:10pm

i've got an hour before i head home and need a fun blog. we talked about our guilty pleasures, but what about our furbabies????

my big furbaby is a cheese whore. LOL!!! he loves cheese. preferably the more expensive types of blue cheeses. he makes this soft, wuffling/snorting sound when he eats it.

my little furbaby's guilty pleasure is tobacco. the little SHIT!

the escalation of yss

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 09/18/2015 - 11:00am

this is a snapshot of what we go through on a daily basis. he has six steps in his escalation. every. damn. time.

first off tho' let me say this - YES i am disengaged from him. however i WILL get involved when it affects me directly (personally or financially), or is a matter of medical safety. or unless it's something i just feel like doing.

dh is napping. i'm on the back deck having a cigg. the door opens behind me and out comes yss and the dog. yss has no shoes on. "yss, shoes please."

1) ignore
yss - **crickets**

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 3:37pm

i'm trying to change mine and i need help!!!

i click to delete current picture, then press save. then upload new image, which is 50x50 and 4.8kb, so well within range. i click save. it goes BACK to the wolf picture.

what am i doing wrong?

O/T - furbabies!!!!! ^_^

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 9:03am

fun time to think about our cuddle balls of fluff who love us unconditionally.

what do you call your furbaby(ies)?

i had an orange tabby who was a masochistic asshole - i called him Tubby cuz he was a fatass!!!!! he LOVED getting spanked and having his tail pulled. he would actually dig his claws into the carpet and pull against you, and when you stopped he'd come back around for more!

o/t stepwise, but hubby totally melted my butter!!

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Mon, 09/14/2015 - 12:18pm

so i get home friday from work. the kids are gone for the evening and dh has a funny look on his face. he says he's got something he needs me to listen to.

he plays me a song i havent heard in a long time, but the gist of it is "when u're by my side the whole world melts away; i wish you could make everything else go away so it can just be you and i."

i love my dh. and i'm done with this kid.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 09/11/2015 - 11:09am

D-O-N-E done.

ok so dh was sick last night and went to bed VERY early. later on, yss comes out and says "hey tuff can you cook me something to eat?" i did NOT feel like cooking so i said "we've got tons of food, there's ham, shaved chicken, or whatever you find. but if you want something easy like a quesadilla or grilled cheese i can." he tunes me out after ten words. grabs the chicken and starts to head back to his room - i smiled at him and said "boy you sure like that stuff don't you!" and he says "YUP. this stuff is awesome!!" and trots off.

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