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ROFLMAO @ The SIL

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Submitted by Fading on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 4:32pm

SIL calls me up and says "Guess what?" and I said "What?" She SCREAMS into the phone "I'M PREGNANT!!!" (Keep in mind this is the obsessive, controlling SIL with the destructive children). My first inkling was to say "You have two kids you can't handle and now you are adding a third to the mix....Great." But I didn't...All I said was "Congratulations!!! I'm getting a puppy." Silence....I thought the call dropped and she goes "But shouldn't you have a baby before you get a puppy?" Say what? I don't WANT a baby at this point, and I WANT a puppy so I don't care which comes first. I told her I was happy for her and congrats, blah blah yada yada. Yea, she just called to rub it in...Like I could CARE that YOU are having a baby. Just another spoiled rotten brat who is going to destroy things...Ok I shouldn't talk like that but yea, those are my feelings on that....Whoops just realized, I may have compared her unborn child to a dog. LoL oh well.

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Submitted by Fading on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 4:49pm

Steperg, I've come to the realization that you may be my twin...I like you. We can sit around and get puppies together. Lmao.

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Submitted by Fading on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 4:56pm

Depending on the age and how bad of health....the poop comment could be untrue. Lmao. I'd fish for old, rich, ill men with ya. I say we start with Hugh Heffner and work our way down... If I shift some of this extra poundage I've put on since marrying DH I could possibly have double Ds...... Biggrin

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Submitted by iwishyouwould on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 5:14pm

i have a (not really) friend like that too. she has two kids, is 20 years old, screams at her bf constantly, leaves her children in her trailer alone (dh and i went over one day and the 9 month old was sitting on the sofa, in the trailer, alone, watching tv). I want to adopt her kids and get them away from her lol!!! every time she sees me, 1st she tells me to get food stamps and check out welfare - and it doesnt matter how many times i tell her we dont qualify and dont need it. 2nd she asks me when we are going to have a baby??, have a baby!!!, doesnt it make you want one??!! ...what? watching you deteriorate into an ignorant miserable woman who never picks up her children and is the spokes person for government aid? NO. It does not.

"if you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the fuck up."