Today is my 49th birthday and my terrorist SS came home and started in on me about selling his used too small tennis shoes on the community website, which by the way is a website entirely based on people selling used clothes and shoes. Telling me that they are his and I have no right to sell them. He paid for them and he did not which does not even matter. Then he was telling me everything we did over the last couple of days because the terrorist group here in the town we live ininform him of our every move. Frankly, I was trying to give them away so I did not have to toss them. But the conversation turned to yelling and someone called the police on me because yelling is not allowed here. And turns out it was this guy’s who is running a ban saw outside, like really your making too much noise?! It’s like not a day goes by without the police involved in my life, what am I doing wrong?