Song in my head makes me think of BM
When you see my face, I hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell . . .
I'm terrible. LOL!
- onehappygirl's blog
- Log in or register to post comments
Comments
AWESOME !!
I love that song... Never thought about it for the BM just my EH.... but now that you mention it...lol
Who sings it? I don't know
Who sings it? I don't know if I know that song...I'm thinking I don't, but I need to!
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy"
Song
It's sung by All American Rejects. It's sung about an old girlfriend, but those particular lyrics make me think of his baby mamma.
ahh yes...
"Gives you hell"..I like that one
"Its all fun and games until someone gets pregnant"
thank you
my husband and I went to listen to it and he fell on the floor laughing. That song is awesome. It made our day great. I for sure put it on myspace. hahhaahaha. I love it. Thank You
Crazy Bitch
I think this is the song that FH had for BM years ago. I don't know who sings it. I'll have to try to google it now.
Found it. Buckcherry. The lyrics are not very nice. One of his girl friends sent him the song and a link to the lyrics to his myspace and said this should be for his ex.
Wouldn't that song be
Wouldn't that song be calling her good in bed and say she's fine or something like that? Or am I getting it mixed up with another song? I need to google those lyrics
"Its all fun and games until someone gets pregnant"
Yep!!
This was a comment on his old myspace way before we got together. One of his girl buddies sent it to him as an anthem to BM. She wrote something along the lines of you can't stand her, don't love her, but keep on going back b/c the sex was so great, so this is a great song for you. I think it's b/c both of his kids with her happened during one of those times. It wouldn't work, they'd separate. Hook up, she'd get pregnant. Didn't work, separate, hook up, got pregnant again. I'm not saying this is the song that FH chose for BM, but someone passed it along to him and I think it's funny. I can't remember what song FH had for BM, it was her ringtone, and I guess she called him once and heard it and got pissed. You'd have to know their relationship.
Now, if this is the song that FH says reminds him of BM NOW and he played it for me, I would tear him a new one. But I can't fault him for once being physically attracted to the BM. In my case, BM is extremely attractive. And they were married once, and had kids together, so it wasn't all horrible.
"Its all fun and games until someone gets pregnant" <--so true!!
My song for BM is.... wait for it.....Bremelo by Sir-mix-a-lot
Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese freak
With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak,
Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin,
Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men,
The Girls a bremelo
The Girls a bremelo
Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass
When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed
It was a big bremelo standing on my toe,
An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say hello
I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way,
I tried to run because her buns made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat
On the way to Bremerton where the fat is at,
The Girls a bremelo.
Let's Go!
I'm not fakin' or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck,
She had hairy underarms and a whoppin' gut,
Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy,
A Bremerton beast chasin' fella's in the Navy,
At the movie she's the feature, the Bremerton creature,
Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her
Look at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak,
The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak
The Girls a bremelo.
She's just a bremelo.
Change the beat!
You can't ignore the way she snores 'cuz she blows down doors,
Baby's got the kinda face only a mother adores,
A big basket ball head, with her ten inch feet,
Big lips, No hips, with the smell of a beast,
I couldn't put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break,
I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake,
When it comes to Kool-Aid©, the girl would drink it in pints,
Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth?
Ya just a bremelo.
Just a bremelo.
You big, triple chinned, unattractive duck,
Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck,
Hangin' 'round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike,
you could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right
Ya talk behind my back because I dropped you flat,
And ya never take a shower 'cuz ya too damn fat
So ya man was smart when he broke your heart
Because if Mix-A-Lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart
Wearing Polyester© slacks with elastic in the back
You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match
Ya got lips like a character in some cartoon
With a pink posterior ya big baboon
Ya just a (Elephant Trumpet)
(Elephant Trumpet)
Now Bremerton's a city right outside of mine,
Most girls there are ducks but a few are fine
But the ones that I speak about, use their faces catching trout,
Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Mud Ducks, Hocky Pucks, Drivers of Mack© trucks,
Lame brains, Deisel Trains, to pick them up you have to strain,
Big Butt, Crew Cut, Extra-Ordinary Gut,
Big Mamma kinda bod, make ya hair feel kinda rough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zePCy3ZikUI (if this link doesn't work, just look for the song on youtube. It's hilarious, I used to play it real loud in the car so she could hear it when I had to get ss's from her!!!!!!!
Making the decision to have a child is momentous~ It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside of your body~