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Anyone else here sick of your lives being reported to BM??

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Submitted by Betrayd on Thu, 04/09/2015 - 10:03pm

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Instagram photos of dinner and random shit in my house is bad enough, but is anyone else beyond fed up of their lives being reported like a play by play football game back to BM? Skids are so self serving...one day they love us and the next we are crap and they turn everything we do over to BM. I feel like I'm on a damn reality TV show. How do you deal with this crap, or am I alone in this???

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Submitted by Betrayd on Thu, 04/09/2015 - 10:39pm

That would be so funny. I should set up my own Instagram account and start taking pictures and posting of their crap all the time. That's so brilliant...plus I could act all stupid about it like an old gramma doing it. Like, hey what does this button do? Oh look, the pic of your pad stuck to the dryer had 47 likes! Hahahahaha!

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Submitted by Betrayd on Thu, 04/09/2015 - 10:42pm

If I did that DH would just immediately buy a new one to create "peace" (yes that's vomit mixed with sarcasm coupled with a man missing his balls)

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Submitted by Byefelicia on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 8:09am

We had that problem in our house one time. Stbdh has parental controls on the skids iphones, so we disabled the facetime!

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Submitted by dood on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 6:54am

Smile Deal.

You've opened my mind to an entire untapped area.... And the little shit is always sneaking around, snooping in drawers. I'm having a hard time thinking of what sort of fake message I want to put out there....

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Submitted by dood on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:06am

Well, what I'm really thinking about now is that SO thinks his DS14 is pure as the driven snow... white doves fly out of his ass..he's incapable of doing any thing bad and is, well, just perfect! ... I know this kid is the BM's spawn puppet and it would be interesting to catch that shit in action... something coming back around that will prove that this kid is just a spy... a greedy, whiny spy.

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Submitted by ocs on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:06am

omg- so following this post!

SD15 has ALWAYS reported every little thing back to mommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy. It's usually not pictures, she only takes close to 500 selfies a day. (never pics of other stuff)

If she is here and she is talking to Snaggletooth, I hear snippets of the conversation and they are usually centered around what I am doing, wearing, etc...

If we have purchased a new piece of furniture, she has actually asked, "Was it expensive?". Regardless of the truth I open my eyes wide and nod my head 'yes'.

I have made up stuff just to see if it travels and YUP! sure does.

Last time Snaggletooth asked for money was when DH dropped off SD in my new car. Snaggle had a meltdown that he bought me this car.... Crazy bitch, it's called a job. Try it- you can actually make money at it.

I LOVE the pregnancy kit idea! Off to the drugstore!!

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Submitted by dood on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:12am

Well, SO and I just booked a short trip to visit Mickey... maybe I'll leave some of that stuff in a few places

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Submitted by dood on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:16am

He DOES NOT go in my room. My bedroom door is closed when he is here... he has never stepped foot in there that I'm aware of, and he's never been left alone in the house. Holy crap... if I ever caught him anywhere Near my room there would be a war.

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Submitted by SemiSaneMama on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:19am

Omg and here I thought I was the only one! Skids report everything back to BM from every bite they eat to every employees name that works for us. BM has gone as far as calling employees for dirt on DH! We had to change names of employees in cell phones so when they call kids think their names are something else, lol.

I made DH set a rule about FaceTime. They have to be in their bedrooms with door shut to talk to mommy. I don't want that evil witch seeing anything I have. The less she knows the better!

After reading other posts, I'm inclined to start talking about adopting a baby and see how long it takes BM to start her drama.... Sounds entertaining.

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Submitted by Rags on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:20am

Oh, this can be so much fun.

Start owning the little spies and the toxic manipulative. BM.

Start leaving sexy lingerie lying around. Photo shop a bill of sale for a new high end car. Leave cruise and luxury vacation brochures lying around. After the kids go to their rooms at bed time while you and DH are betting ready for bed yourselves start your voice porn acting. Make it sound like you are rocking each other's worlds. }:)

When BM freaks out about the new Beemer, the cruises and vacations, and the howling sex you can very truthfully tell her. "What are you talking about. We have not bought a new car, taken any cruises, and we don't have sex when the kids are awake."

}:) }:) }:)

Have fun with this. You can play the Skids and BM any way you want.

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Submitted by dood on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:22am

Yes... I'm thinking about European vacation brochures, and some high end cars as a start...

I've never seen him doing any sort of face time stuff, but I would have to put my foot down on that sort of thing. I'll have to pay more attention to that. Shit... I'd knock him off my network if I thought that was happening.