DH received a very long WhatsApp message from BM2 yesterday. She is trying to work things out (for the 37th time) with Mr. Cyprus (read: she can't be alone). IF they can work things out, she'll stay in Cyprus. But, if they can't, she'll fly back here in a week. They had a great talk the other night and he stayed at her place but they didn't have sex. (Why in the hairy mother F did DH need to know this?!) So he has 6 more days to impress her or she's back in England.

Oh and she's going to tell Mr. Britannia (the boyfriend she has in England(!!)) that, even though he treats her to holidays, she doesn't want to date him anymore. I'm not sure if she's going to tell him this only if she works everything out with Mr. Cyprus or if it depends on what happens. Stay tuned.

She was also dutiful in letting DH know that she loves Mr Cyprus but not as much as she loved DH :sick: and respects that DH has moved on with Cookies now but knows she should have worked harder to fix what was broken in their marriage instead of running away. Perhaps this means she'll no longer waltz through my home while I'm at work with her tattas hanging out asking about money and getting back with DH? More likely it was a hint.

DH didn't take it. He let me read the drivel and then deleted it without responding. I fully expect this doesn't change a thing. Hopefully she'll stay in Cyprus and stop breathing the same country air I do. Otherwise, I'm sure she'll be the same imbalanced psycho she's always been.

Either way, it's very entertaining and makes for interesting blogs here on ST. Have a lovely day everyone, it's off to work I go *whistles*