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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 2:49pm

FIL and BMIL divorced 3 months before DH was born. BMIL is a ho.

BMIL wanted the boys (DH and BIL) to visit one day. She didn't work and had no money at that time (lived with her mother and father), so she also asked FIL for money.
On the way to their visit, FIL took the boys into a bank. He gave the cashier $20 and asked for it all back in rolled pennies. He then emptied the pennies into four bags and gave the boys the bags to put in their pockets.
They got there and BMIL asked where her money was. He said he gave it to the boys. He then left. BMIL asked the boys for the money.

BIL and DH took the coins out and set them on the table. BMIL was PISSED. She called FIL and started yelling at him and DH could just hear him laugh and laugh and laugh. "You asked for $20! You never said it had to be in cash!"

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Submitted by step off already on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 4:39pm

Like

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Submitted by attempting_to_m... on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 6:26pm

Heck yea!

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 5:20pm

I bet a lot of men wish this was how they could pay child support! Can you imagine?

"Your Honor, I paid my child support. Every last penny of it!"

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Submitted by attempting_to_m... on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 6:27pm

Oh man. I would love to send a bag of pennies to GUBM and force her to count them all to make sure it's all there. She does always complain about FDh sending her checks...

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Submitted by hammie on Sat, 10/12/2013 - 6:30pm

A co-worker of mine did something similar, except it was $2200 final alimony payment. Four vehicles unloaded it on her driveway for which she promptly called the police. She took it to court beacuse the genius used various coinstar machines to collect and wanted to be reimbursed for the surcharge. The judge told her she was being petty and it was no different than using an atm.
She ran this guy through the ringer with the courts for various bs which she lost nearly every time, but was never prosecuted despite some pretty dirty allegations that almost ended her career. God, the look on her face was priceless.