Had to share this. I "caught" DH negotiating with GBM on parenting time. (AKA, he asked me how to respond)
GBM: Would u like ur parenting time? when and what would u like?
DH: I want equal time with SD at least.
GBM: ill give u every other weekend and one day a week
GBM: and every other holiday
ME: I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak to my attorney regarding this matter. Her contact information is on the petition you received. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH THE TERRORISTS. SERIOUSLY!