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Submitted by newbiestepmom25 on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:02pm

I was thinking. I wish there was a steptalk mafia that would make stephell so much easier. I have two BM's that need to be "dealt with". Who's in?

I need a group to go over to BM1's house. This will be operation " Lizard lick". The operation includes dressing in all black and sunglasses. You will also need to wear reptile like contact lenses. BM believes I may be a reptilian so your duty is to make her think I am part of secret reptilian society that will take her down and make everyone forget who she is if she does not meet my demands. All you need to do is form a circle around her and pull down your sunglasses, tell her newbie sent you and read off my list of demands but do not hand them to her because we can't risk leaving a paper trail. After she is scared poopless and agrees to leave me and my family alone hiss and slowly walk away. Also to ice the cake if someone would wear a mermaids tail and dive into the pond behind her house as she is walking by that would drive her nuts.

For BM2 it will be harder. This will be called " Operation dump in the park". I just need persons who know how to deal with trailer trash. You will need to infiltrate her circle of friends and collect as much evidence as you can of who she truly is. If you have a weak stomach and can't deal with seeing saggy boobs, messing teeth, foul breath and an ugly mullet in your face on a daily bases this operation is not for you. I need you do what you have to by any means to get her to leave me alone and stop trying to kick my butt and exhort money from DH and I.

I so wish this could really go down. A girl can dream can't she. What can the imaginary steptalk mafia do for your life?

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Lilly Grace's picture

Submitted by Lilly Grace on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:07pm

Bahahaha! Reptilians! You should just photo shop a pic of yourself in a pic and have it mysteriously end up in skids bags Wink

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Submitted by dragonfly5 on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:16pm

Dh and I joke about this all the time. I said I was going to run my ex and Crazo over with a truck. He told me never do what you can hire someone else to take care of for you :).

Then someone on steptalk reminded me if I have her run over, I will have the SKIDS full time!!! Sad

So I will continue to deal with Crazo, but I would be happy to help anyone else out here. Actually there are several people on here with BM's, Skids, Dh's, and SO's that most of us would like to see at least maimed. Wink

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Submitted by princessmofo on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:29pm

I'm in! Can we have cool codenames? Like Eyeballs McGee, Tightlips Joey, Skinny Pete, and Hammerhead Jones?

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Submitted by Onefootout on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:41pm

I know this sounds arrogant, but I am the ex-wife mafia. SO did nothing to try and stop ex-wife #2 from harassing him as well as myself and SS by leaving gifts at the front door, ringing the doorbell and then walking away. Despite my concerns for my safety as well as my pets, SO was too cheap to consult his lawyer to deal with the harassment.

So I researched the law, and I found an example of a no contact/no tresspass letter. SO wouldnt hire a process server to track ex down. So I had him cut and paste it into an email and email it to ex. Luckily ex replied, so we now have proof she received it. I did all the work, all SO did was hit the send button. After that, ex never messed with SO or the house again.

Thanks, SO, for being so concerned about my safety.

I'm actually a non confrontational person, unless my safety or job is threatened, then I don't take things lying down, unlike SO. I fight back, legally and ethically, of course.

Research your rights, know your rights, research state harassment and stalking laws, and don't be afraid to fight back. Because most of the DH's on here will not fight for you. And you don't even have to dress up like a Ninja! Biggrin

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Submitted by ConfusedStep on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 3:52pm

OMG guys, I'm heavily pregnant. I just about wet myself reading this blog.

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Submitted by oneoffour on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 6:11pm

One thing you forgot. Add those voice distorters. Ah I am wasted as a receptionist....

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Submitted by Queencow on Thu, 08/15/2013 - 6:43pm

Somedays DH regrets turning down his dads offer of knowing people who can take care of our little problem. He's a biker, I'm sure he does know folks ...sigh.

I just need one good nurse who can accidentally inject something into poor baby's bak pain epidural treatments...you know whoops wrong bottle accidential kinda shit.

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Submitted by clydella on Fri, 08/16/2013 - 7:42am

LMAO, this is a great idea and I know where we can put all the bodies. There are several abandoned mine shafts in my area, they'll do just fine. }:)