My brother calls me pissed and on the verge of tears. He tells me my FSIL ran off with his computer, stashed money, and play station and left him a note saying she didn't love him anymore. I drive over to his house to comfort him. He's dumb butt is chilling on the couch playing on his play station laptop by his side like nothing happened. He just leans over and says " hey sis sup you need money" and pulls out a 20 from his wallet. I punched him a few times. I wanted to knee him in the sack for getting me all riled up for nothing.

A few days later he comes over for dinner and was like " ewww sis WTF is this"!. I see DS running towards me crying. I run in the kitchen and my brother throws a fake dead rat on me. Later he comes behind me while I'm watching TV and uses an app on his phone that makes and exploding noise and scares the sh*t outta me.

FSIL pranked him by saying her ex posted a video of her online. She was shielding the computer from him and you could hear moaning. He flipped his sh*t lol. When he moved her hands it was just a porno. She is now officially welcome into the family fold.

I really need to get him back good. I'm willing to play dirty. Any ideas?