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Wishitwasdifferent's picture

Submitted by Wishitwasdifferent on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 12:45pm

Ha ha ha

Today my old cat wandered into the spare room, where skid sleeps on EOW and pissed up her toys!!!!! Ha ha ha

Not nice I know.....but she deserves it and probably won't notice as she stinks vile from Bm's shitty house.

Made me lol

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 1:23pm

BM, is that you? LOL! Her cats piss all over the skids' backpacks and shoes, and she then sends them to school like that.

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Submitted by goincrazy.com on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 1:49pm

LMAO I love it! SD15 HATES my cat- (I LOVE my kitty) and he hates her too! She's probley mean to him when I'm not around Sad

Anyway, last time she was over, she stepped barefoot right into a pile of his puked up ffod! It was warm and everything! hahahahaha She was so grossed out- I laughed right in her face

Thats what you get for being mean and saying you hate my cat }:)

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Submitted by oldone on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 7:57pm

Only a fucking moron would think anybody "lets" a cat piss on something on purpose. Somebody obviously pissed in your cereal this morning.

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Submitted by luchay on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 12:39am

LMAO - relax honey, we all know you are a good person, we are all "mean" on occasion, and yes sometimes we take delight in the petty little things - my cat shat in SD12's wardrobe, I did have a chuckle (as I cleaned it up!)

WTF ever if someone wants to come here and be a bitch to you - YOU know you are a good person and better than that, so don't let the haters get you down.

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Submitted by Lalena75 on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 8:40pm

I must be lucky I "let" my cat piss in the litter box good thing it wants to piss there because well everyone knows cats do what the fuck ever they want everyone else be damned

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Submitted by StubbornEnough on Tue, 05/28/2013 - 11:08pm

You are NOT an asshole. Your cat might be a little bit of an asshole, but mine is too!

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Submitted by luchay on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 12:40am

Cats are just VERY discerning... they know who they like and they know who they don't like and they are not afraid to tell you by whatever means are available to them.

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Submitted by Wishitwasdifferent on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 7:00am

You know what....? Some people on her need to get of their High Horse and realise that this site was designed for Step parents to VENT!!!!

Yes actually I am glad that my cat pissed and while it did not piss on the bed SD sleeps in, I wish he had pissed on it while she was in it...............so fucking what............she lives in absolute shite at BM's house so whats a bit pf cat piss.

Oh and another thing................you cannot control a cat or where it pisses!

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Submitted by misSTEP on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 8:11am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You need to be a special kind of stupid to think you can control where a cat pisses. About the only way would be to lock it in a cat carrier for its LIFE.

Cats are territorial animals. They do not feel like the skid (or douche ex) should be in their territory. So, when they smell that person in their territory, they put THEIR mark OVER it. It might be piss, it might be spraying.

Cats are just miniature lions, when it comes to behavior. And dogs act a lot like wolves. It isn't rocket science.

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Submitted by ltman on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 9:18am

um actually cats pee on things to make them a part of their territory, the marking is telling other cats 'This is mine.'

I had a cat that would target my SS and the cat really liked him. Once, SS and a girlfriend moved in (they were recovering from a carwreck). We told her that personal items had to be kept up off the floor about 3 feet, out of spray range. She had a juicer that she would constantly leave on the floor of the kitchen. We constantly stumbled over it. And I would warn her about putting her stuff up. She also had a habit of flirting with my DH. So one day,about 2 months after they were supposed to have left, PeeWee lived up to his name and decorated the juicer.

I got 'Hey I think...' out before I got waved off to be quiet. GF was listening to her walkman. I watched her juice some carrots. She didn't notice the pungent odor. When she went to drink, I did try to tell her don't but got interrupted by alecture on the benefits of fresh juice. So I left the room. Her squeals and gags were most entertaining.

She demanded I get rid of my cat as if I was her servant. I told her 'No' about the time DH walked into the room. She wriggled up to him and in her most wide-eyed, almost baby-talk voice explained what happened and asked if the cat could 'pppllleeeaaasssee' be put outside.

DH went into the kitchen, the juicer is now on the floor leaking juice and PeeWee is sitting on it. As he approached the cat and juicer, GF shoots me that 'I won' look. DH picks up the juicer, and takes it, minus cat, and drop kicks it out the front door. The look on her face was priceless. He then informs her she has until tomorrow to pack up and leave. SS, 23 at the time, was also put on notice.

Moral, you may be a younger model, but I have better insurance.

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Submitted by ltman on Wed, 05/29/2013 - 9:24am

Dtzy, your cat was telling you exH was petting other kitties, or the workbag was leather.