BM2 and her list of summer demands

So BM2 called to give us her list of demands for when SS10 comes to stay this summer. Because we got it finalized and in writing that SS10 will be here for 8 weeks two months from now. So I guess BM wanted to call ahead of time to set down the law.

BM2:Hello HELLO!
ME: Hello hold on let me put the baby down...yes?
BM2: Were is DH at?
ME: He is at work right now
BM2: Oh well do u got a pen and paper
ME: yes why?
BM2: cause I need you to write down somethings
Me: well DH will be home around 6 and you can talk to him then
BM2: naw ima be busy later and u need to hear this
Me: ok
BM2: When my baby come der this summer yall better take him out , make sure he has fun, If You need to go breastfeed do it in private, my son better not come back saying he seen yo titis, Yall better make sure yall feed him good, The least yall could do is buy him some new clothes and school suppilies, You better not be mean to my baby or put your damn hands on my baby, He better not come back telling me yall was mean, Yall better pick him u from the airport on time, You better make sure him and his daddy spend some real time together, And remember you are not his mama I am so you better not try to act like you his mama or you got another thing commin, We good
Me:yep(eyeroll) *sigh*
BM2: Good and you had better wrote that down or have a good memory and make sure DH knows what I said
Me: Ok
BM2: Okay don't make me have to come down der and whipp you ass for doin my baby wrong.
Me: Ok no worries
BM2. mmmmmhmmm Al right bye.

That phone call gave me a bit of a headache

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What a lovely genteel lady

What a lovely genteel lady she is. lol

You were right to ignore her stupid crap. When she was telling you that you better not act like his mama - weren't you tempted to say "there is no danger of that."

Any kid living with that piece of trash is bound to be a little rough around the edges. poor you.

LOLOL @ oldone!!

LOLOL @ oldone!! }:)

You are much more tolerant

You are much more tolerant than me. The first You better....would have gotten hung up on. SMDH

^^^THIS^^^ Personally...I/BF

^^^THIS^^^

Personally...I/BF would never & don't even entertain a BM call in the first place. She would have two options, leave a msg on vmail and at our discretion she will get a text reply back or NOTHING. Period.

This was fun to read. LOL.

This was fun to read. LOL. Thanks!

OMG you lasted far longer

OMG you lasted far longer than me. After the "u need to hear this" part, I'd have hung up. Fuck that. Let her deal with the guy who helped create the kid. Leave me out of that shit!

HOLY HELL MOMENT!

LMFAO - yeah i'd have hung up

LMFAO - yeah i'd have hung up at that moment too. probably after using one of DH's comebacks anytime someone tells him he HAS TO or NEEDS TO do something - "the only thing i 'hafta' is be white and die" - then "click" }:)

that is insane!

I would have been

I would have been like:

(talking real slow) take ... him ... out ... make ... sure ... he ... has ... fun ... wait, what was the rest of that again?

Repeat until she gives up and decides to talk to DH instead, which she would be in the first place.

LMAO!

Lmao wish I could rewind time

Lmao wish I could rewind time and say that.

LMAO that's good!

I would have pulled a Kevin

I would have pulled a Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda....

What was the middle thing again?

What was that middle part?

The middle part??

Hahahahahahaha I had a

Hahahahahahaha I had a conversation with BM one day too, she wanted extra money on the child support for school supplies, she said anyhow!
BM Where's (DH) at?
Me He's at work
BM Gimme his number
me Not without asking him first
BM Where's he at?
me I do not know.
(I did not know, he could have been at a supply house, a customers...anywhere! All I really needed to know was that he was at work and I don't call him unless it's important.)
BM Did he leave me extra money?
Me Your usual amount is here, come and get it.
BM Where is he?
Me I told you, he's at work.
BM You could not find your ass with both hands in your pocket...WHERE IS HE??
Me He crawled up my ass and I can find neither it, nor him. Goodbye.

I laughed big time. Thank

I laughed big time. Thank goodness DH is out walking the dog so I don't have to tell him what I'm laughing at.

I think I would have let her

I think I would have let her get through her entire rant and then said
"ok found a pen now...paper, paper where is the paper hold on **CLICK**"

Well, that just ruined your

Well, that just ruined your plans for his visit now didn't it! I'm sure you were SOOOOOOOOOOO excited about ensuring that he sits in a chair facing the wall for the duration of his 8 week stay. With the exception, of course, being when he is forced to watch you brandish your titties in his face.

And oh the dreams of returning said child to his mother completely malnourished...another dream now shattered thanks to her list of demands.

Of course, with her list of demands, your plans will have to change & you will be forced (due to the fear she has instilled in you) to feed, clothe & entertain the child.

Hmmm...she's a special one, for sure!

I do like the Elizabeth's idea! That would have been HYSTERICAL!

By the way....the NERVE of you breastfeeding your baby in the privacy of your own home!