No to the 'Ho

SS18 is graduating (Army) next month. He will be assigned a duty station after graduation. Naturally, DH wants to go down there AND wants me with him. Here's where the insanity part starts....

BioHo and Mr. Pinhead are also going (of course). 'Ho actually suggested to DH that we all share a house together. What.The.FrickNFrack. I told DH I will walk naked and bleeding in a blizzard in the midst of starving wolves and then go for a leisurely swim in Lake Superior before I seriously considering renting a damn VIDEO with that ‘ho. Luckily for him, he agrees with me.

We will be down there for almost a week and it will pretty much be everyone together all of the time. Yep. I'm going to be stuck spending HOURS around 'Ho, Mr. Pinhead, Spawn, PigPen, and 'Ho's mother.
1) I'm going to have to stockpile my panic attack meds because I can see myself popping them 2-3 times a day.
2) I will NOT be able to drink booze because I'm afraid I will open my mouth and say what I think.
3) Does anyone know where I can get emergency liposuction and a sweat-proof head/face? It's Georgia, it will be bloody hot, and I have GOT to look better than that skank. It is absolutely imperative.

Gads. Someone had me my meds. My heart is already pounding

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Share a house together. Oh

Share a house together. Oh man the crazy train just entered your life. Don't get on it. Stay far far away from it. If you go you and your husband do your own thing. Act like this cra cra woman is not there.

Congrats to your SS.

Crazy train, indeed!

While I wish I (we) could avoid the crazy train entirely, it will not be possible. We don't yet know where SS will be stationed and this could be the last time DH sees him until Christmas (if that).

I'm sure some will think that I should play tourist and avoid everything, but DH wants me by his side and I plan to be there. I am his wife and I will not leave him alone to face the proverbial psychotic wolves that are 'Ho and clan. We're a team!

I know you will be there for

I know you will be there for your husband. As you should be. I always love to hear that a couple is a team. True partners. You just keep this BM away from you when you can and you will be fine.

On an other note, the more successful your SS becomes the better step life will be for you. This is a good thing.

A good relationship (IMHO)

A good relationship (IMHO) requires being a good team - we support each other. But I'm sure the inside of my mouth and tongue will have plenty of bite marks on them!!

I hope so, Queen. You weren't party to the major freakout 'Ho had when SS left home. Believe me, there has been so much bloody drama since he escaped 'Ho's clutches, it's been insane. I'm sure her narcissistic self is at a huge loss because only 4 of her offspring are at her beck and call.

Ughhhh. Fortunately.. none of the SpermClan ever even tried to

participate in any of SS's major life events. None of them showed for his HS graduation, none of them showed for his graduation from USAF BMT, none of them have ever showed for any of his promotion ceremonies or for his re-enlistment celebration.

On one level it actually makes me sad for him that they have never cared enough to participate in his life. On the other hand... I it thrills me that they are always a no-show.

Is that wrong of me?

Good luck on this adventure. You should have some notable tales to tell upon returning from this celebration.

Congratulations to your SD on her graduation from Basic and thank her for her service for me.

Rags, I do NOT think it is

Rags, I do NOT think it is wrong of you to feel that way. This has the potential for unwanted BS drama and DH and I are NOT the type of people who thrive on that caca. Frankly, I'd be happy as a clam if the 'Ho House was unable to make the trip....

Thank you! SS...formerly PrincASS. Thanks to the Army, he has turned into a fine young man who I am proud to know.

A nice light dress should

A nice light dress should keep you cool and I just love an excuse to wear my big, floppy hat. They have some really cute ones and they are everywhere in the south. That should keep the sun off your gorgeous Viking face. Paired with a cute set of sun glasses, no one will know it when your eyes start rolling at ho nonsense. :D

Sundresses

I have a few of those. I will need to look for a big, floppy hat (that's not too hot!!) and some new sandals. Cute shoes always make me feel better! LOL

Those sunglasses will have to be DARK. ~snorty~

I was going to say the same

I was going to say the same thing, beebeel. A cool dress, fashionable sunglasses, and you could probably buy a hat in GA quite easily. Blotting papers and makeup setting spray (I like Urban Decay's De Slick) will keep your makeup looking fresh. Oh and sunblock!

I actually have about a dozen

I actually have about a dozen sundresses and lightweight dresses that are ideal for hot weather. And yes, I consider weather in the upper 70s/80s to be hot - after all, I'm a Snow Queen (Elsa, move over!!).

I am a Sunscreen fanatic! I burn very easily, so I wear spf70 religiously. I've never been a sun worshipper and probably a good reason why I look younger than I am (in fact, 'Ho looks about 10 years older than I do... and she's 12 years younger. Meow!).

I have never used blotting papers. Do you have a recommendation?

I think the ones I have are

I think the ones I have are rice paper? Ulta or Sephora are good for that.

I'll have to look online for

I'll have to look online for those. Thanks!

Not being gross but, the

Not being gross but, the paper used to make paper toilet seat covers is exactly the same paper used to make face oil blotting paper.

Whenever I find a place that has them, I take a couple. At home I cut them into rectangles and put them into a business card holder in my purse.

They are amazing for blotting grease and sweat from your forehead.

Thanks for the thrifty idea!

Share a house??? Oh no she

Share a house??? Oh no she dit'ent.

Is she on something?

I would hurry up and confirm a hotel room. DO not tell them where your staying and say "OH we thought we would do some sightseeing so we are playing it by ear.

If you decide to attend, Georgia wont be too hot in April. Highs in the 70's. I guess that is a lot hotter than your use to WAY up there near the North Pole.

Just be yourself Aniki, she cant hold a candle to you. NOR can pinhead.

Maybe your and DH can stay a few days and actually do some sightseeing. Depending on where your at, MUST see Savannah and possibly take a drive UP to Charleston SC.

WE love the area!!

Oh yes she did!!

As for being on something, 'Ho is usually "on booze", so maybe it was alcohol speaking...

My theories are:

it's a chance for her to spy cuz I wouldn't put it past her to look through our stuff
she hopes to learn SOMETHING (who knows WHAT)
she still wants DH to pay half

Unfortunately, we won't have much time for sightseeing. This trip revolves around spending time with SS.

come on man!

Aw come on Aniki! you don't want to share a house wtih Bio Ho?? But she can cook you scumptous shit casseroles and chewy chicken thighs and exlax laced brownies! It will be so much fun! What a moron. I'd share a house with Charles Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer before I'd ever share one with BM. Gross, I can't even begin to imagine.

BARF, not sh!t

BARF casseroles, Daizy!!

Hmmmm... a house haunted by psychotic murderers vs BioHo. I'm in!!

Spawn10 has been allowed since birth to pitch a hissy fit and SCREAM until she gets what she wants. Who wouldn't want to be around THAT 24/7??

Try to spend SOME time doing

Try to spend SOME time doing something outdorsy-here in GA we have beautiful state parks and places to see.

That's the thing - we'll be

That's the thing - we'll be outdoors a LOT (and why I'll be carrying sunscreen in my bag!).

If SS remains in the same area, DH and I will go down again to visit and take some time to sight-see. The ONE downside to this trip is that enjoying the area is the LAST thing on the list.

Be really sweet and make her

Be really sweet and make her some 'special' brownies

Oh Aniki, I'm so sorry you have to do this. I fear one day I'll have to be in the same vicinity as Panties Planting Wh*re Bag and I just don't know how I'm going to handle it.

Be there, looking fine, with style and grace and show 'Ho what a real woman looks like! xx

My fear is that I will sweaty

My fear is that I will sweaty and frumpy and trip over everything in sight....

Good grief, Cooooookies!!! MY special brownies are from-scratch brownies that I only make for people I love.

OMG. That's it, isn't it? I should show off and BAKE something and that will p!ss off 'Ho.... Crikey, I feel dirty.

LOL no I meant "special"

LOL no I meant "special" brownies...as in as "special" as 'Ho made them for you guys

Sweetie, I knew what you

Sweetie, I knew what you meant, but I simply canNOT sink that low. What if BioHo's mother ate those? Or Spawn10?? If I could make them and 'Ho would shove the entire batch down her throat, that would be the ONLY acceptable thing.

Yes as most people actually

Yes as most people actually have a brain that is able to reason and be logical and responsible.

Oh but if only...if only... *diablo*

I swear that if 'Ho acts all

I swear that if 'Ho acts all Mother Earth, I will be openly vomiting.

OMG, I can see BM suggesting

OMG, I can see BM suggesting something like that.

Then saying DH or I are the unreasonable ones. She’s trrrrrryyyyyyying but we block her at every turn. Why can we all just get along???

Why? Because you're a 3-faced

Why? Because you're a 3-faced, narcissistic, lying, cheating, moneygrubbing, manipulative, skanky 'ho....

Got your message but couldn’t

Got your message but couldn’t reply, I guess there are still a few bugs in the system.

Haha, I know you meant BM and not me.

BM2 actually posted a photo

BM2 actually posted a photo on Facebook of 4 parents at a game with jerseys on. Each jersey on the back had names: Stepmom, Dad, Mom, Stepdad. The caption around the photo says "When adults finally act like adults, children always win."

WHOA BACK THAT BUS UP. Pretty damn ironic coming from the one "adult" who tried all last year to get MY husband back! Flounced around my house in her ho clothes, leaving her panties in MY laundry basket, asking my husband why he can't just tell me to F&*K OFF back to America and has ME blocked on Facebook because SS15 gave me a Mother's Day card.

But, in her mind, DH and I (mostly ME) are the problem. Classic psycho sl*t narcissist logic!!

Cooooookies, I hear that!!! I

Cooooookies, I hear that!!! I have never said a single negative word about BioHo when the skids were in our home. Oh, I've said plenty to DH and on STalk, but NEVER around the skids. Not even if they were outside and we were inside (or vice versa).

But that nasty skank has certainly spewed a bunch of BS about ME to the skids. And if she thinks referring to me as "Martha Stewart" is an insult (because I'm a good cook and homemaker), she's even dumber than I thought.

Hot baths for as long as you

Hot baths for as long as you can soak (1 hour if possible- very hot! Drink water!) and wrap your tummy and/or thighs in saran wrap with a little lotion underneath. Sleep like that if you can. I use a bandage around the plastic wrap to help keep it secure. Not sure if anyone suggested this, but it works!

Gads, woman, am I trying to

Gads, woman, am I trying to make myself miserable??

Lol

There definitely won't be any bedroom play *biggrin*

Woman, just how am I supposed

Woman, just how am I supposed to tinkle while wearing that getup??? And if there's a tinkle-hole, there CAN be bedroom play!!!

You're so funny

I'm rolling on the floor! You wrap your thighs and tummy separately lol but I've never done my thighs, just tummy. I think sex would just push the wrap up and force you to have to fix it haha

Duct tape dirol

Duct tape *dirol*

Yep, this is a good temporary

Yep, this is a good temporary fix. It will slim you down by getting rid of your water weight.

If you do it for about a week before the trip you’ll look slimmer.

Aniki google The Military

Aniki google The Military Diet. It is super simple, with easy foods that don't cost a fortune AND you're actually eating a balanced, nutritional diet. Not some fad diet of leaves and tofu that will have you gaining weight as soon as you stop.

I got a bit frumpy when I had a sit down customer service job about 2 years ago. Got fed up with none of my clothes fitting so I went on this diet. Lost all the weight I had gained plus some in two months. If you keep eating sensibly you can keep it off as well.

I don't have 2 months - I

I don't have 2 months - I have one.

I need someone to follow me around and slap the bad food out of my hands...

There's a three day one both

There's a three day one both my parents dropped 10 lbs on a while back. Plus it involves ice cream

That's the Military Diet

That's the Military Diet (also called the Ice Cream Diet). That's the problem...limiting myself to 1/2 cup of ice cream when my zero willpower would have me eating half the pint (or all of it because I'm stressed).

If only it was the future and my kitchen was programmed to dole out the proper portions and NOTHING ELSE. And my credit token implanted in my arm would not allow me to buy any food not on the diet....

If you figure that out I want

If you figure that out I want in... I would finally get that six pack i've been teling myself I was going to get... I'm close... I have a little bit of definition... Just have Just enough fat stored in my stomach and thighs that it's a no go. LMAO

6-pack makes me think of beer

6-pack makes me think of beer... LOL

Army graduation is a week?...

Army graduation is a week?... Marines gets like a day, then you're supposed to go on your merry way... Dang...

Aniki, I wish you the best, PM me when you feel like strangling someone.

PA, I think the graduation

PA, I think the graduation stuff is 2 days, but SS18 will have a couple of days off afterwards.

I need to take my Dammit Doll and a box of pins...

Ohhhh... I think they

Ohhhh... I think they normally do that, because they just put you through hell and need you to do a quick recover so they don't snap... LMAO

I wouldn't expect SS to want to do a lot. You aren't allowed to be tired while training, so it kind of all catches up there at the end.

Just try not to kill anyone! And if you need backup, I'll hop in the car. LOL

Yes. And since we don't know

Yes. And since we don't know when DH will be able to see SS again, we will be spending as much time as possible with him. That means no time for sight-seeing if it means losing time with SS - and I'm okay with that. I just wish BioHo would develop some sort of rare tropical malady that's contagious and would prevent her and the others from being there. Gads. I'm going to He!!...

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