Let's torment the bios! I'm feeling a bit vindictive today. (*update)
Some fun ideas to try:
Print up their arrest record and anonymously send it to all of their family, friends and employers.
Look up their information on state data bases, find out about their BBB complaints and make sure to anonymously share with the community.
Post pictures of them with their stupid hair cuts from the 60's/70's/80's/90's out of your SO's photo albums on your Skid's FB page.
Send pictures of really cool family vacations with the Skid during visitation to facilitate frequent "and this one time, my mom/dad and I did ......" stories.
Find out something that the Bio dreams of doing and go do it with the kid ..... and send the pictures with the kid on the next visitation.
* Run a full page add with Bio's picture in the local paper with the headline "This person has four out of wedlock children with three different partners and supports non of them."
Any fun ideas?
Evil I know but I need a break from my monster annual budget analysis.
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In our case.......send the
In our case.......send the wife/girlfriend of Uberskank's current boyfriend her name, address, license plate, vehicle description and phone number. :evil:
LOL
LOL Rags...vindictive/hateful.
Glad i'm not part of that spermclan! 
Oh, this is a fun game... I
Oh, this is a fun game... }:)
I "may" have signed up BM to receive anonymous information about alcoholism and anger control.
Find out what skids want from BM for xmas and then buy it first.
Get skids something nicer than BM has (nicer sell phone for example)
AAH! When creditors call YOUR house looking for them, not only give all the correct info how to reach them BUT call BM's parents and leave a message for BM like you thought you were calling her. "Hi BM this is SillyGilly. Visa called me again today looking for you about the collection status and asked you to call them at.....)
"I "may" have signed up BM to
"I "may" have signed up BM to receive anonymous information about alcoholism and anger control."
Thats funny! A great idea that I "may" try lol....
I sent BMs record to SDs school, so now BM isn't allowed to volunteer in the classroom
What a good idea! Our BM
What a good idea! Our BM "may" get some material on drug abuse soon....
"I sent BMs record to SDs
"I sent BMs record to SDs school, so now BM isn't allowed to volunteer in the classroom "
Oh, that's brilliant!
Can I ask, what has she done? Our BM just has piddly hot check stuff and a felony drug charge that got dropped. I doubt that would be enough for our school to keep her away unfortunately
BM has a few Domestic
BM has a few Domestic Violence convictions on her record, two malicious mischeifs, one was dropped, assult, assulting a police officer, umm...mostly assults and DVs...and the list goes on. I don't think anyone with any kind of criminal history can work/volunteer in schools or with children, I may be mistaken though.
Take skid to get a tat
Take skid to get a tat together.
Draw tat on skid in perm marker just before family pics
Hmm, being really bad here
Hmm, being really bad here }:)
Post copies of BM's web profile/blogs about her pedophile exes/current bfs and all of their profiles/blogs and everything pertaining to all of them all over the internet.
Copy the grainy sex tape of
Copy the grainy sex tape of BM boffing some random guy. i mysteriously have this in my possession but I'll never give up my source
My evil deed would be to stop saving it for a rainy day act of treachery and just send it to her mother and my DH's mother. }:)
Time to post it to
Time to post it to youporndotcom.
Hmmmm.....I do like this game
Hmmmm.....I do like this game as well....
Put plastic wrap across her front door?
Put vaseline under the outside handles to her car?
Send her a document saying "BM, your previous Dr's visit showed you tested positive for Herpes. Please contact our office for a follow up as soon as possible."
Block my phone number to "private" and call her every day for a week at 3:33 a.m.
Bwahahahahha positive for
Bwahahahahha positive for herpes - OMG I am cracking up, laughing out loud at WORK - where I should be working - TOO FUNNY! I think my BM might need one of those letters! HAHAHA
pay a bunch of college kids
pay a bunch of college kids to pee all over her front door }:)
hahaha. first they should
hahaha. first they should have to hold it like alllllll morning, then go
OMG all you would have to
OMG all you would have to write is "Free" and the phone would blow up with calls!
How about squirting a couple
How about squirting a couple of cans of that expanding foam stuff in the cracked window of her car??
Not that I ever HAVE...just dreaming...
Well, the new joy in my life
Well, the new joy in my life is taking all "shame on you for scamming the welfare system" paperwork to her work and having her sign it in front of coworkers while loudly repeating the results of conversations with CSSD and the state aid office in regards to her falsifying her info to get state aid.
Oh, and I taught SD3.5 to call BMs BF "flavor of the week".
What? It's educational!
Also how about sending her a
Also how about sending her a pack of birth control pills with a letter that says "heard you had trouble with these. detailed instructions on back for the learning impaired."
Send the classified ads with
Send the classified ads with jobs circled and a note that says "For your consideration"
Lol YES! and a big highlight
Lol YES! and a big highlight on the place hiring strippers and note "Look BM, you can have a virtual stranger pay your way through life and NOT have to get pregnant!"
but that wouldn't be any fun
but that wouldn't be any fun for her!
I'd love to put a giant
I'd love to put a giant billboard in BM's yard that says HOMEWRECKER LIVES HERE. She has single-handedly ruined at least 1/2 of the marriages in the small town where she lives, included 2 failed marriages of her own.
I'd also like to put a full page ad in the local paper to let everyone know that she kicked her son out of the house at 18 when he refused to take over the CS payments that just ended.
The next time I see her, I would like to wave from across the room and yell loudly "I hope your hemorrhoids are feeling better!"
Place a profile for BM on
Place a profile for BM on match.com that says she's into kinky sex, has 12 kids all in foster care, lives with random friends until welcome wore out, will try anything, drug addicts/alcoholics/criminals welcome but must be willing to babysit and change diapers..........
LOL!!!!! I like this game.
LOL!!!!! I like this game.
Send victoria's secret and
Send victoria's secret and fredricks of Hollywood catalogs to the new mrs x (me) at her address. She couldn't fit her big toe into one of the garters. Serious Snausages.
Spray the dog with your perfume whenever he goes to her house. And the kids stuff. And dh car so it's unmistakably you.
Post all the details of your upcoming anniversary trip to Paris and three dozen roses and new car on your Facebook because you know she secretly spies on you through kids account. It's not true but who cares.
Send ss19 or sd26 Facebook message or email that says... I'm glad you confided in me about...you know. I'm sorry your mom wasn't there for you but you know I'll always be here. Because she spies and it'll drive her insane.
Send plastic surgery info... It's time for your third tummy tuck mrs x.
Send an anonymous note from a "coworker" telling her you're sorry for being a coward and not telling her to her face but she has terrible body odor and everyone at work talks about it all the time and you just want her to know so shell do something about it.
Ok the evil game is the best!
Ok the evil game is the best!
I think I would take her
I think I would take her singles profile pic (from a local singles website) and post it on a billboard with something along the lines of "Have you spoken to this habitual matrimonial misfit? If so...RUN WHILE YOU CAN!! She's only after your money!! Oh yeah...also make a beeline to your doctor to be tested for any/all STD's"
I already yell at the computer every time I look at her profile--like those poor stupid men can hear me! (and yes, I look at her profile from time to time...just to get a laugh at the pics that she has put up of herself.)
Sign her up for Weight
Sign her up for Weight Watchers magazines as a gift from her MOTHER!
Can we keep this one going
Can we keep this one going through the holidays? I love it and want it at the top to refer back to daily. Ha