(Preface - I'm usually a calm, rational person. But BM makes me absolutely crazy. So this is a rant. And a calm-ish rant at that.)
Dear BM From Hell,
I really wish that once - just once - you would actually stick to what you say you're going to do! Instead, you're constantly changing your mind and acting like its normal, yelling at DH when he does something you don't like (even though taking your 4 year old son to the doctor when he's very sick is NOT a bad thing you stupid b***h) but if you do something we don't like you act like you're a friggin' angel and we're insane for questioning you or scolding you.
However, this most recent idiotic thing is just....infuriating. Really, after 2.5 years of having a shared parenting plan that was not court regulated, you decided to make it be "official" on paper so you and DH "wouldn't have any problems in the future". Um...ok. Whatever. Nothing changed at all except it was now on paper instead of just being a polite adult agreement (since you were never married) and we had all spent money we didn't have. Now after paying out the ass for a lawyer for something we didn't need to do in the first place, you have informed us that SS is going to go to school in the district closest to you, and we can now see him every other weekend and then every other week on breaks. I'm sorry - WHAT? First off, you're a terrible mother, ss is a wreck when he comes back to us and almost always sick. Not to mention, he frequently has bruises that when I ask him where they came from he responds "Um...I don't know" in a very unconvincing way. And secondly - YOU JUST MADE US GO TO COURT TO MAKE SURE THE DAMN PARENT PLAN WAS ON PAPER AND 50/50!! So where the HELL do you get off suddenly informing us its going to change? You realize we're going to take your ass to court, right?! Our school districts are better, we're better parents, he is happier (and healthier) when he's with us and to top all that off - we never would come at you with something like this. We're adults, we would have had a civil conversation with you regarding the future for SS and what needs to be done and what is in his best interests. We would NEVER come at you with an ultimatum like this.
Until now. Now, the gloves are off.
Sincerely,
Your Son's Incredibly Pissed Off SM