So, nearly 7 weeks on, SS19 is STILL dossing on the sofa....why? Cos he bullsh*tted about signing up for housing.....Ive called him on it AND told OH....and whats happened.....SWEET F*CK ALL!!

Now, granted, SS19 has now found a part time job, four hours a night,3 nights a week, cleaning. Now, OK, I get that I should be grateful that SOMETHING sank into SS19s dense lying little brain cell that helped him find a job (actually, it was his aunt who found it him).....but the crap that has fell from this is bloody ridiculous! To the point, that OH is advising me and my BD that WE have to avoid the SITTING room so the poor mite can sleep off his long, long night...or BD is rushed out of HER bedroom so SS19 can sleep on SD7s top bunk!!!!

Firstly, SS19 been working for approx 4-5 weeks now, and he is "supposedly" weekly paid....yet, as with every other occasion when SS19 is to receive money, he is never paid on time, or never paid what he is owed....and this occasion is no different. He wasnt paid when he was supposed to be. And when he was it wasnt the right amount......so Friday just gone, SS19 got paid, and not a small amount either (£240 "apparently").....OH had already discussed board money with him (no free living in my house!).....He came back the early hours of Saturday morning, around 2.30am ish and had a little sleep, and then, tried to sneak out the house before anybody got up....yes thats right, sneak out. He was up at just after 8.30 on the Saturday, unfortunately for him, I was up early too, so caught him. He was creeping round the house without realising I was already up, when he realised he was so sheepish! But took great delight in telling me he had paid "apparently" £20 for a new coat in the sale...."Oh, you have finally been paid then?"..."Oh yes, but they opaid me wrong".....Anyway, off he went....I told OH that he seemed a bit secretive etc and then we enjoyed our day.

We didnt hear from or see SS19 then at all that day...no board money handed over at this point. So, back SS19 comes back early hours again on Sunday morning, between 2-3am again. We are all up late on the Sunday so he has had a bit more sleep. OH wakes him up and he seesm really offish does SS19. OH asks whats wrong, SS19 relies "nothin"....I ask whats wrong and get the same reply. An hour or so after OH pulls him to one side (now, take into account, he was paid £240 Friday, it is now Sunday, so he was paid 2 DAYS ago) and asks about the board.....SS19 tells him its with his money at his Nans house...so OH takes him to his Nans house...SS19 goers into the house then comes out with an excuse of why he cant get his money out of his nans...OH comes home and leaves SS19 at the nans.

Cue, Sunday evening.....where it becomes apparent that SS19 has blown every penny of his money and has £10 to his name!! OH hits the roof.....asks SS19 if he thinks OH is a mug....SS19 is giggling and saying "what do you want me to say!?"...OH tells SS19 not to bother coming back, the keys will not be left out for him etc etc.....

OH finally explains all of this to me on the evening......we watch some TV, I go to bed, and am woken up by banging....turns out OH is a total MUG and has left the keys out for SS19, who then has the sheer audacity to turn up at 4am to sleep off his short nightshift!!! :jawdrop:

I waited for OH to leave this morning...on purpose, I woke SS19 up and said...

"YOU MAY BE ABLE AND CONTINUE TO TAKE YOUR DAD FOR A MUG, BUT YOU WONT BE TAKING ME FOR ONE. YOU MAY THINK YOU CAN KEEP BULLSH*TTING TO YOUR DAD, BUT YOU WONT BE TO ME ANYMORE SO I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR F*CKING ACT TOGETHER, AND BY THE WAY, I KNOW THAT COAT DIDNT COST £20, IT COST £40, OR ARE YOU GOING TO CONTINUE TO LIE ABOUT THAT TOO!?"...to which I had no reply, so I carried on with "NO, DIDNT THINK YOU COULD UTTER THE TRUTH, ITS JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DO. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, REMEMBER THAT"

I DO NOT care if he didnt like it. He is a lying, lazy, dossing little w*anker that is just about escaping my wrath....and I will continue my little "whisperings" until the little b*astard has left my home for good...