The weather on planet Hamham is sunny with clear skies as Hambeast (BM) hauls her putrid ass out of the state without her now-tweenage Skidmark. She decided that she just can't be happy in this area and took a job 4+ hours away to start a new life. At first, she threatened to take the kid (lawd, how I wished), but clearly hadn't read the custody agreement that said she can't move outside of a 10-mile radius of the kid's current school district... which she had already done about a year ago. BD had let that happen, as he lets everything happen with her...