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SS13 "Lick my butt hole "

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So I tell my 13 year old stepson to stop burping at the table . He burps again obnoxiously and on purpose . I warn him that if he doesn't knock it off he's going to his room. He tells me to lick his butt hole and the other 3 boys SS13 included erupt into a laughing fit. SS17 tells dude to chill while trying to suppress a laugh. I asked SS13 to leave the table. He calls me a butt licker.

What's so hard about taking a bath!

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I was sitting on the couch burping my newborn when SS12 walks in. He plops down on the couch. His smell caused me to grit my teeth and do a hard Eyeroll. Smelling like straight butt. You could tell he did not bathe or use seoderant. Smelled like sweaty butt crack. I asked him to go jump in the shower. He said he will in the morning. I asked when was the last time he took a shower. He started laughing. He lives with us full time. We have a working shower, plenty f soap and deodorant for each boy no excuse.

SS12 your butt is mines kid!

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I Had a bag of raw vanilla bean & salt organic vegan chocolate shipped from Canada waiting in my dresser drawer for me. I hid them because the boys are always asking for some. I open my drawer for an afternoon delight to find the bag almost empty. I asked around and even accused DH. But of course nobody ate any they just got up and walked away. Well today I was vacuuming the rooms and what do I find under SS12's bed a piece of my damn chocolate. I am going on 30 weeks pregnant I have no time for this crap. I called him on his cell at BM's and asked him did he eat it.

I've been convicted of being an evil wicked stepmother

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My crimes against step kids include treating them as equal to their brothers and not superior, Not bending to every want, expecting chores to be done, expecting respect, Expecting to be treated like a human being with some decency. The evidence was stacked against me. Refusing to do a fast food run for dinner and instead putting a home cooked meal with a side of veggies was the straw that broke the camels back. I was met with a round of grumbles and side eye. I was later arrested and convicted.

Coming home from the hospital to SS16 BS

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I'm 22 weeks pregnant. I was running a fever of 103.2. After 5 hours of little improvement DH took me to the hospital. They got the fever down and had me overnight to make sure everything was fine. They checked me and the baby and said we where fine and its a good thing I didn't ignore the fever. I didn't get to go home until dinner time the next day. I barely got any sleep because I was so worried about the baby even though they told me we where ok I still had a lot going through my mind.

No regard for pregnant SM at all

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We have 2 bathrooms 4 boys a DH and a pregnant SM. Our upstairs toilet is wobbly it was scaring me so we called a plumber and he said he will have to fix the broken flange. We have to wait until next Friday to be able to pay for it. I'm 4 months pregnant so my bladder isn't bothering me to terribly but I would at least like to use the bathroom when I need to. It seems like every time I have to go someone is in there. When I go to do my bathroom business I'm done in under 2 minutes these boys DH included will be in there 30 minutes or longer doing who knows what.

You can't make them vegan

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My step sons went and told BM I'm trying to make them turn vegan. Now BM and the boys have known me for 11 years. I am a vegan chef this is not new news. I also pratice a vegan life style. The boys have know since they where very young that any meal I cook or snack I buy will be vegan. Never a problem. They always rave over my food. For lunch or dinner if they are really craving or feel the need to have animal product their father has no problem grabbing or cooking them something but that is rarely an issue.

Is anyone else addicted to subscription boxes?

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Just wondering if anyone on board shares my common interest. I subscribe to graze, vegan presence and vegan cut food boxes and fantasy box to keep thing spicy between DH and I that's why I'm now pregnant with baby number 3 lol. I also get my glam box.

Anyone else?I'm bored pregnant and home alone looking to gush with someone lol.

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