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Submitted by notagain2012 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:48pm

Hahaha, I have been on here way too much. I have just referred to my dog as bio dog. And I'm using bs and BM in conversation.

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Submitted by Anywho78 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 7:57pm

Just wait until you refer to your step children as "Skids" to your MIL! That's a fun one to explain! :?

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Submitted by sandy1234 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:00pm

lol at Anywho^

I call the bitch BM in covnersation. Was just thinking tonight that I want to bring it up to DH that I want us to start calling her that(For both of us, hearing her name makes our skin crawl). I've told him that I "almost" call her that periodically and he laughed, so hopefully he will be up for it Wink

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Submitted by Anywho78 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:13pm

Ah yes...FDH's BM's are Dumb & Dumber or Stupid & Stupidest...I've also referred to her as the C word on many occassions but B-Face is my names of choice IRL. FDH has started referring to her as B-Face or the Dumber One Smile it makes me smile when he does that.

The "Skid" incident is a true story...

Me: MIL, were you wanting the SKids to come down this weekend?
MIL: WHO???
Me: Oh, sorry, the kids!
MIL: And you called my gorgeous turdly grandchildren Skids because....
Me: I don't know...I'm sorry...slip of the tongue? You know me...I've got Anatomy on the brain...
MIL: Skid doesn't sound anatomical though!
Me: Oh well we were discussing...(yeah...this is where I made up some crap about something or other & pretended that "skid" was indeed something I was having to memorize)
MIL: Okay then...I was getting worried that you'd started calling them that instead of their names, like you do Nasty!
Me: *WHEW!!!!*

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Submitted by mimi719 on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:26pm

The boys were playing outside a few years ago (REAL playing, not computer/xbox) and one of them calls out, "PAUSE!". My husband and I were like - wow, you guys play too many video games.

My DH's nick for his ex is worse than I call her. He has her listed in his phone as an acronym for what he calls her (which includes her name in part of it, so I'm not sharing that here).