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Mercury's picture

I used to spend a lot of time there but I've just lost interest and hardly ever go there anymore.

I did look BM up when DH and I first started dating. (I know, I know). I heard all of the stories, not to mention all of the conversations I witnessed when he took her calls in front of me. I just HAD to see what the crazy looked like.

So for the entire time I've been with DH, I have assumed that the things she had written in her "about me" section were true. Bwahahahah! She had a "studied Psychology at XYZ University in 1995".

I assumed that meant she had received a diploma that year. Wrong. She attended less than one year of college. I have no idea how she could say she specialized in psychology when she may have only finished Gen Psych I. Lots of people take that class. I took it. That doesn't even make me a minor in psych though.

Why does this bother me? Well, it doesn't really. It just clears a lot of things up for me. Every time she unleashed some misspelled, grammatically incorrect, incoherent, emotionally charged nonsense at DH and every time she would respond to his very clear, carefully worded (as if he were speaking to a public audience) emails with "I don't understand what you just said, your email is too long" I would wonder how on earth she managed to even get accepted into college. Now, I know that I'm lazy with my own writing at times but seriously??? How does one get a BS in Psychology and still come across the way she does every single time? They don't, lol.

I feel better about that university too. I would hate to think that is the caliber of professionals they pump out. Blum 3

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Mercury's picture

I always say I'm going to dump it but then someone I like contacts me through it and I'm stuck in it again.

Teas83's picture

HAHA

I only saw pictures of BM when I added DH as a friend after we first met. He deleted the pics soon after. I've never met her before but I know what she looks like. I deleted my Facebook account awhile ago though. People spend too much time on there (although I've been spending time on here since leaving Facebook).

My BM is HORRIBLE with spelling and grammar mistakes in emails and texts. I feel like my brain is going to explode every time I read anything she's written. She barely passed high school and didn't go on to do anything great....unless being a 30-year-old waitress at Boston Pizza is great.

That's funny about the psychology class. I also took the odd psych class as part of the requirements for my undergrad degree (they make you take lots of electives so you become well rounded), but there's no way I'd pretend to be any kind of expert.

Ljcapp1's picture

She has a B.S. (bullshit)in Psychology LOL }:)

It's totally natural to want to see the crazies...Sasquatch still has her profile pic with her and flavor of the week that she kicked out and claims is 'stalking' her. I know this because she told DH that he was 'stalking' her and I'm friends with SD so anytime she comments on their stuff I see her fugly.

You're right Facebook is ridiculous. It's a narcissist's dream come true. Selfies/ducklips, downward boob shots, me.me.me.me.me.me, my kids are perfect, my husband is the best << It's all bullshit.

Nothing REALLY important has ever been brought to my attention on Facebook.