O/T expanded vocabulary here on ST
I have to say, that I have picked up a few FABULOUS phrases from here on ST and I use them as often as possible....
IGNORE THE WHORE!!
butt hurt
poor wittle fee-fees
Anyone else have some good ones to pass along?
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Douchecanoe. I let that one
Douchecanoe. I let that one slip the other day IRL and people thought it was hilarious.
One of my favorites is: FFS
One of my favorites is:
FFS = For F&%K Sakes
Asshat. i use that all the
Asshat. i use that all the time now!
a few that i dont use IRL, but are colorful nonetheless- cum dumpster, crotch droppings...
and POUTINE!!! never new there was an official name for what i grew up calling gravy fries at the diner...
but u guys have already hit my other two favorites- fucktard and douchecanoe (also now regularly a part of my vocab!)
in addition to the vocab words i also LOVE some of the BM nicknames. i think we used to have a whole thread on those too!
My parents come from outside
My parents come from outside Montreal so raised on POUTINE!!! But soooo fattening!
I agree. I have been baffled
I agree. I have been baffled at what is considered acceptable versus unacceptable on this site.
I cuss a lot. I appologize.
I cuss a lot. I appologize.
I cuss a lot too, it makes me
I cuss a lot too, it makes me feel better and relieves some anger. I can do it here bc I can't do it to her face }:)
I don't think anyone should get that offended- it's the internet
And if they DO get offended,
And if they DO get offended, they can go away.
agreed
agreed
I don't cuss, but I will have
I don't cuss, but I will have to tell you. I enjoy it sometimes when I read a good ****** explanative on this site. It makes me laugh out loud! Express away!
Crazo is what we call the EX. And it fits her!
Crazo calls me the golden vagina. I wear it proudly:)
One of the best days I've had
One of the best days I've had since I married DH was the day Uberskank was spayed. Why? She already had three kids by three different men and f**ked up each and every one of their lives. Her getting spayed meant she is now unable to continue the pattern.
If you don't like what you see here....then don't fricking read it. Some of us have to deal with psycho BM's. Oh and in case you missed the bus........it's a VENTING site.
Ugh... I could only hope.
Ugh... I could only hope. BM's uterus is like a vortex to hell.
LMAO!!!
LMAO!!!
Maybe because it is
Maybe because it is considered a VENTING site and many of us are too busy being responsible, SANE adults......we are allowed to fly our bitch flags here.
If you lived the life I lived for the past 14 years, all the hell I endured just because I fell in love with a guy who had children from a previous relationship, you might be a bit more understanding.
"The Fuckery" always a
"The Fuckery" always a favorite of mine.
Me too. It's my favorite!
Me too. It's my favorite!
If you don't like it, don't
If you don't like it, don't read it. And DON'T JUDGE. If you go all prissy and poo-pooey from harsh language, this site will offend. Duh.
Yes, it is vulgar and crude at times, and so spot on and funny! For some people, this is the ONLY place that they have to vent their frustrations and yes, sometimes they manifest themselves in profane ways. Blogging about things anonymously has a "safe" feel to it, so people probably feel like they can completely let go and say things that many of us think in the dark corner of our minds, but would NEVER say out loud.
And I took the OP to mean that she was glad that BM couldn't bring anymore kids into the world to screw up, not that she was glad she had to have a hysterectomy, per se.
^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^ And
^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^ And by a strange twist of art imitating life... I really lost my cool with DH the other day and actually said to him, "Don't get all crappy with me dude. I'm not the one who made the mistake of sticking my schlong in her and procreating." Yep, got that from here. He looked shocked, but he also agreed. }:) Oops.
I like "biological
I like "biological extrusions"
From an former poster
From an former poster Auteur......
Free Range Children
I cracked up the first time she used it because I always felt this way about parents who allow their kids to roam around restaurants, stores and public places. Unsupervised, undisciplined and wild.
Let's see I haven't picked up
Let's see I haven't picked up these phrases, but they are used here quite a bit.
PAS (used quite a bit to describe both BMs and SMs)
Borderline Personality Disorder (every BM has it)
"Crew" (whatever that means)
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
me too, thats why I was
me too, thats why I was wondering if she's been on
And her dog... don't forget
And her dog... don't forget the dog she focused on.
Omg, I remember that, didn't
Omg, I remember that, didn't her DH kick the dog down the stairs or something on that order?
She said her 3-4 yr old SD
She said her 3-4 yr old SD did and it killed the dog. We were all so sorry for her and even started donations to humane societies. It was all a crock of shit (I cuss a lot on here too!). At least some dogs got some $....
Yes!!!! What a psycho
Yes!!!! :jawdrop: What a psycho
Anyone see her post on here
Anyone see her post on here recently? I haven't
It's funny how crazy ppl are! LOL I couldn't make this shit up with SD if I wanted too- I'd love to not deal with the drama, can't imagine creating it and making it up
Crew; (noun.) - A reference
Crew; (noun.) - A reference to a user from ages past on steptalk who turned out to be fabricated. Crew is now used to describe users who are not real people, often brought up when situations become excessively unbelievable, perpetually dramatic and details are changed from one post to the next.
Crazy McLazy. I stole that
Crazy McLazy. I stole that one from someone here... BM's new household name. Not in front of SS of course.
word vomit. i used that the
word vomit. i used that the other day to describe my mother's ridiculous drunken phone call to me.
*Raises Hand* That was my
*Raises Hand* That was my DH. He's wonderfully verbal and witty when he isn't being a douchetard.
Thank you! That made my
Thank you! That made my day!
LMAO!!!!! AWESOME! Cunt is
LMAO!!!!! AWESOME! Cunt is what FDH calls BM, I'll have to let him know this one }:)
omgosh... we need a LIKE
omgosh... we need a LIKE button! our BM is Jabba! (star wars)
Ours is built like Sy
Ours is built like Sy Snootles in Return of the Jedi. You know, that thing that sings that is round and really top heavy but has toothpick legs.
TOOOO funny!
TOOOO funny!
Definitely lovin' on the "fun
Definitely lovin' on the "fun sponge"...cracked me right up!