How fun running into BM1 and dealing with SD drama!! DH and I decided to go to neighboring town on Saturday for their humongous neighborhood rummage sales. Like seriously, it encompasses about 10 side streets, 2 main streets and miles and miles of homes. Guess who we fucking run into, in this zoo of rummage salers? BM1. Well I say "we" but it was really only DH. BS5 and I were checking some stuff out and I turn around thinking DH was right behind me and he's nowhere, so I do a quick scan and see him talking to someone in their car. Didn't recognize car and honestly didn't care, so BS5 and I went about our rummaging. Shortly, DH come over and says "Can't I even go to a damn rummage sale without nonsense?? Guess who THAT was?" I said, no clue, he says BM1. This was their conversation

BM1: Did you know that SD17 is not coming home now???? (She and Aunt J were supposed to come for visit 7/31-8/2)
DH: No shit Sherlock, yes I know that, Aunt J is terribly sick, they are going to come Labor Day weekend instead
BM1: Well I'm going to drive (3 states away) and pick SD up next week
DH: The fuck you are.
BM1: SD is 17, she can do what she wants
DH: YOU don't have custody and if you go and take her, Aunt J will file an Amber Alert on your ass
BM1: Again, SD is 17 she can do as she pleases, I'm going to get her, blah blah, bitch, bitch
DH: Good, go get her, I hope you get in a fatal on your way there.

DH called Aunt J to tell her what BM1 said, Aunt J knew nothing of the scheme but said "whatever, BM1 will never be able to get the cash together to come here, she'll never find the place and IF she does, I'll file an Amber Alert and make sure I use the ugliest picture of SD17 I can find, and honestly, if she leaves with BM, I don't want SD back." Are these fucking people ok? What is the big hairy deal?? SD will be here in a couple of weeks??? Aunt J said SD17 has a been a freaking drama queen about not coming... rather than "Oh Aunt J, I'm so sorry you're sick, is there anything I can do to help you?" It's oh woe is SD, let's cause as much drama as possible.

I told DH I HOPE BM1 goes to get her. The skank doesn't have a car, she drives her brother's car (who still lives with GBM), which DH was pretty sure was not registered or inspected and DH said he is also pretty certain that BM does not have a driver's license. Hopefully she'll wind up in jail somewhere out of state. Those scum buckets will never come up with the cash to bail her out, so she can sit and rot her craggy ass. DH said that IF BM1 manages to pull off getting there and bringing SD back here with her, that he is d.o.n.e. with SD for good. I believe him. I told him he better hang tight, because I guarantee the millisecond she graduates from high school in June that her ass will be right back up here with BM/GBM. Of course dumb ass MIL says "Oh no, she wants to go to college, she won't do that" Bull shit she won't. She says she wants to go to college, because she knows that's what MIL, DH, Aunt J want to hear. She'll NEVER cut it..hell, she can barely make it through high school and that is why DH is NOT paying a dime for it. The ONLY reason she did even half well at Aunt J's was because Aunt J hired a tutor to hold her hand 2 days a week and pestered her relentlessly about her homework, was in constant contact with her teachers etc. Whatever.

DH said he can't wait until both skids are 18 which is soooooo soon!!!! He said the first thing he is doing is going to Verizon and changing his number so that none of the idiots (BMs/skids) can call him anymore, because we ALL know the only reason they will ever call is because they want something. Call someone who cares.