So the SDs are going back to BM's house tomorrow. Yay! I have been counting down the days. Not that the kids were bad. I am just ready for the routine of the school year to start. However, BM has decided to start her crap early. Apparently, she spoke to SD10 on the phone today. And, she asked SD10 where Completely was. SD10 told her the truth that I was upstairs sleeping. Well about 2 hours later, DH gets the following email:

"I am concerned about the example Completely is being on the girls. All she does is sleep all day. I am trying to break the girls of this habit. Plus, I know you work from home, but you aren't able to watch them closely enough. She should be up with the kids or they shouldn't stay with you any longer. How am I supposed to break the kids of sleeping in when they see their SM doing it? I just don't get it. Why did you get with someone who does nothing but lay around and sleep?"

Obviously, I didn't respond to BM. But if I could, here is what I would say.

WTH? Really BM? I am the bad example. You are the baby making machine who hasn't held a job in 10 year since you started cranking out kids! I sleep all day so I can work at night. I have a job. Do you remember what that is? It's that thing I do that helps to ensure that your girls are taken care of. And it also enables DH to pay you 30% of his wages to sit on your lazy ass. And, as far as the girls sleeping all the time, DH broke them of that habit. It's called going to bed at a decent time. It's amazing. The girls sleep all night and don't sleep during the day. And DH works from the living room downstairs. They are in his view at all times. Ugh! I really hate you. But you day is coming. SD10 is already starting to see through your crap. In a few more years, you won't be able to hide the truth from her. You are an awful mother and a shitty human being. She is already starting to find those things out. You should try doing a better job of faking it.