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Submitted by borrowedtime83 on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:23pm

So now BM has decided to totally bleach her KFC fried scarecrow hair, and then had put in red and black hair extensions. It is NOT cute. Imagine a 5'2", 250 lb white trash rastafarian standing in the snow in her pajamas. Eew. Then she has the nerve to try to threaten SO with taking him back to court, since he "always gets his way" just because he talks her into meeting him halfway a few times. You know, we are supposed to be sharting in our pants because she "has a friend in law school who is going to give her advice for free." WTF?

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Submitted by borrowedtime83 on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:56pm

I would LOVE for her to take us back to court and try to smear SO around the court with her new-found knowledge of the law, on one condition : she has to keep the hair 'do. I wouldn't be lucky enough for her to wear the jammies to court, but probably some ripped up jeans and a giant hoodie unzipped with a too-small tank top under. I guess she had to do something drastic with her hair so she can model her homemade hair clips for her "business" she started... lmfao! I wonder if we can get her to ride a tiny tricycle?

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Submitted by oldone on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 10:00pm

Wait - I took some courses at the law school when I was getting my MBA - does that mean I can start giving legal advice now? It was a really, really good law school.